Using the suffix "izzle" (as in "for shizzle my nizzle!"). Every time I hear someone using this "I sound just like Snoop!" word butchery, the urge remove their larynx is just barley containable.

people who say pin number.

The iPod Mini

the entire southeast region of the u.s.a.

people who punch the "enter" button on the computer keyboard extra hard after they type something up so that it makes that extra loud click sound.

surely, computers.

myspace

Lenny Kravitz, and this guy...


http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=105

marco wrote:Using the suffix "izzle" (as in "for shizzle my nizzle!"). Every time I hear someone using this "I sound just like Snoop!" word butchery, the urge remove their larynx is just barley containable.

I would go see a band called "Barley Containable".

... "convenience sized" and individualized packaging within packaging of processed foods, and especially cleaning supplies.

alexdamon wrote:the entire southeast region of the u.s.a.

Yeah, too bad those people invented pretty much every form of indigenous American music: blues, jazz, rock & roll, gospel, country, bluegrass, soul, funk, etc. And, if you credit Slint with inventing it, "post-rock," too, whatever the fuck that is.

The southeast has produced some pretty great writers, too.

As far as the most retarded shit I can think of, I submit the following:

--white people with dreadlocks

--Spam

--the lame-ass "whoo" that Don McLean utters when trying to rock out near the end of "American Pie"

--classism (and regionalism masquerading as classism)

--hats or other articles of clothing that blink or light up

--the University of Kentucky's basketball fans

--throwing your guitar over your shoulder a la Cinderella

--raisins in cinnamon rolls

--NASCAR

--Rosie O'Donnell