I just checked the Big Book of Musical Instruments. Not a single turntable in sight. Nor a microphone, which some would consider to be an instrument as well.

Wrestling to me is like the Saturday morning cartoons--they were both great when I was growing up, but if I try to watch one of either now, I lose interest.

DrAwkward wrote:Likewise, i was a big Ultimate Warrior fan as a kid, until i got older and realized that he couldn't wrestle for shit and is BATSHIT INSANE. I mean, the dude's legal name is "Warrior" now. No first name. Just "Warrior."

Absolutely.

This link, below, out-cringeworthys anything I have ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZWjJyw3rg

I haven't watched past 10 minutes in. It's all too much.

Kyle Motor wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:Hey now, John Cena's actually grown on me.

Say it isn't so.

No lie--his last man standing match with Umaga in January was quality, and Shawn's gotten some stellar matches out of the guy. WM23 was pretty good, but the hour-long RAW match was one of the best i've seen in years. On top of that, the two of them, plus Edge and Orton, turned out a really entertaining fatal four-way with a hilarious finish (Michaels accidentally superkicked Cena onto an unconscious Orton, so the ref counted the pin as Cena was dazed, giving him the victory).

Seriously, he's pulling his weight. It's weird.

Also, he's now held the WWE title for more days than anyone except the big four of Sammartino, Hogan, Backlund, and Morales. Yup, he's had the belt longer than Bret Hart in combined days. That's fucked up.

JYD=NOT CRAP

all else is shit.

DrAwkward wrote:Also, he's now held the WWE title for more days than anyone except the big four of Sammartino, Hogan, Backlund, and Morales. Yup, he's had the belt longer than Bret Hart in combined days. That's fucked up.

Jeebus. I hope Snitsky takes the belt from him.

DrAwkward wrote:Likewise, i was a big Ultimate Warrior fan as a kid, until i got older and realized that he couldn't wrestle for shit and is BATSHIT INSANE. I mean, the dude's legal name is "Warrior" now. No first name. Just "Warrior."

His website/blog(OMFG = hilarious) says this at the top of the page:
Warrior’s Machete
Ockham had his Razor. He Shaved with Delicacy. I Sever with Blunt Force.

Kyle Motor wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:Also, he's now held the WWE title for more days than anyone except the big four of Sammartino, Hogan, Backlund, and Morales. Yup, he's had the belt longer than Bret Hart in combined days. That's fucked up.

Jeebus. I hope Snitsky takes the belt from him.

I gotta side with Kyle, Cena sucks ass.
I am not jealous. I am not a smark. I think he is a hack. His mic skills are heavily borrowed from Ace Ventura and the Rock and his Five Moves of Doom is lame as hell.
I wanted to vomit when Benoit then HBK tapped to this fucking turd. He is marketing. Plain and simple. His Hulk Hogan Jr invincibility is fucking weak.
HHH needs to come back and squash him.
Fucking Cena..........

I heard through a very reliable source that Billy Corgan is a HUGE fan and supporter of WWF.

(Probably watches it while he un-warms up his voice)

Kyle Motor wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:Also, he's now held the WWE title for more days than anyone except the big four of Sammartino, Hogan, Backlund, and Morales. Yup, he's had the belt longer than Bret Hart in combined days. That's fucked up.

Jeebus. I hope Snitsky takes the belt from him.

Kyle, i would like you to explain your Snitsky love to me. Because i don't get it. But maybe i just haven't seen enough of him. But doesn't he barely have an ECW roster spot at this point?

thyklopth wrote:I heard through a very reliable source that Billy Corgan is a HUGE fan and supporter of WWF.

(Probably watches it while he un-warms up his voice)

There is no WWF in the world of professional wrestling anymore. Sorry. WWE would be the correct terminology.

Corgan used to appear on ECW shows. I am not sure how he feels about the World Wildlife Fund for Nature.