How many are just godawful albums?

0-40 - I will listen to anything.
Total votes: 1 (2%)
40-54
Total votes: 3 (7%)
55-69
Total votes: 4 (9%)
70-84
Total votes: 19 (44%)
85-91 - I am highly discriminating
Total votes: 13 (30%)
92/all - I am a complete snob.
Total votes: 3 (7%)
Total votes: 43

Best Selling Albums Ever: How Crap?

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Schiavo on the cover of The Chronic is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I want a T-shirt with that picture on it.
It makes me wonder, if somebody were to get her or anyone in a similar state some pot, and then blow it in her face or something, maybe hotbox her hospital room, would she get high? Maybe a body high or something?
Why don't all the neurologists on the electrical board address this question for me.

Best Selling Albums Ever: How Crap?

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hi my name is bourbon, I'm in the midst of soldering a 124channel snake. Boy is it fun! I ran out of heatshrink tubing, I am lacking in foresight. All my clothes are in the dryer so I can't leave to get my tubing until they are dry. I have some time to kill:

*Crap! Fly, Dixie Chicks (Monument)
* Crap! 'N Sync, 'N Sync (RCA)
* Let's talk about crap! Let's Talk About Love, Celine Dion (550 Music/Epic)
* Crap! Doobie Brothers (Warner Bros.)
* Crap! Dookie, Green Day (Reprise)
* Crap! The Stranger, Billy Joel (Columbia)
*(I have a soft spot for Aerosmith but would never listen to it) Aerosmith's Greatest Hits, Aerosmith (Columbia)
* Crap! The Hits, Garth Brooks (Capitol Nashville)
* Crap! Music Box, Mariah Carey (Columbia)
* I feel unplugged after I let out this pile of crap! Unplugged, Eric Clapton (Reprise)
* Crap! Tapestry, Carole King (Ode)
* a crap Journey! Greatest Hits, Journey (Capitol)
* I'd listen! (but not often) Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin (Atlantic)
* Crap! The Immaculate Collection, Madonna (Warner Bros.)
* Like a crap! Like a Virgin, Madonna (Sire)
* It's ok but not his best work. I've heard it so many times I could never listen to it again. Still not crap though. Legend, Bob Marley & the Wailers (Island)
* Apperently he has faith in crap! Faith, George Michael (Columbia)
* Crap! Greatest Hits, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (MCA)
* nevermind this crap! Nevermind, Nirvana (DGC)
* A lion sometimes whats? Craps! The Lion King (Soundtrack) (Walt Disney)
* Can't slow down this crap! Can't Slow Down, Lionel Richie (Motown)
* Crap! Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em, Hammer (Capitol)
* Crap! Daydream, Mariah Carey (Columbia)
* (I have have a secret indulgence of early van halen) would listen!Van Halen, Van Halen (Warner Bros.)
* Crap! Eliminator, ZZ Top (Warner Bros.)
* CRap! The Joshua Tree, U2 (Island)
* Putrid CRap! 1984 (MCMLXXXIV), Van Halen (Warner Bros.)


# human crap! Human Clay, Creed (Wind-Up Records)
# putrid Crap! Falling into You, Celine Dion (550 Music)
# Crap! Eagles Greatest Hits, Vol. II, Eagles (Elektra)
# I'd listen! Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles (Capitol)
# Holy shit whast crap! No Strings Attached, 'N Sync (Jive)
# I'd listen! Houses of the Holy, Led Zeppelin (Atlantic)
# Crap! Devil Without a Cause, Kid Rock (Lava)
# I'm am now vomiting crap! Candle in the Wind 1997/Something About the Way You Look Tonight (Single), Elton John (Rocket)
# yep, I'm going there . . . pieces of crap! Pieces of You, Jewel (Atlantic)
# I secretly like this. I would tell my friends its crap though. I'd listen! CrazySexyCool, TLC (LaFace)
# what? crap! Dirty Dancing (Soundtrack) (RCA)
# piles of crap! Titanic (Soundtrack) (Sony Classical)
# vomit! James Taylor's Greatest Hits, James Taylor (Warner Bros.


* Crap! Forrest Gump (Soundtrack) (Epic)
* kris kringle looking crap monster! Kenny Rogers' Greatest Hits, Kenny Rogers (Capitol Nashville)
* Crap! I fucking hate mick jagger and his preening rooster stage moves. hot crap! Hot Rocks, The Rolling Stones (abkco)
* Crap and vomit mixed together! The Woman in Me, Shania Twain (Mercury Nashville)
* Like getting teeth drilled! Breathless, Kenny G (Arista)
* I'd listen! Led Zeppelin II, Led Zeppelin (Atlantic)
* shut up vedder! Ten, Pearl Jam (Epic)
* cute blonde haired crap pile! Yourself or Someone Like You, Matchbox Twenty (Atlantic)
* I'd listen! Abbey Road, The Beatles (Capitol)
* no I'm not a member of NAMBLA! Crap! II, Boyz II Men (Motown)
* Slipping on crap! Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi (Mercury)
* Open wide for crap! Wide Open Spaces, Dixie Chicks (Monument)
* Apparently crap is required! No Jacket Required, Phil Collins (Atlantic)
* with two arms its still Crap! Hysteria, Def Leppard (Mercury)

* Crap! Millennium, Backstreet Boys (Jive)
* like miles davis said: "a bunch of non-playing motherfuckers!"Greatest Hits 1974–1978, Steve Miller Band (Capitol)
* Crap! Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston (Arista)
* I'd listen! Purple Rain (Soundtrack), Prince and the Revolution (Warner Bros.)
* I actually like his Nebraska album. This has to be crap though. Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band Live 1975–1985 (box set), Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band (Columbia)
* yep, baby one more crap! …Baby One More Time, Britney Spears (Jive)


* crap! Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits, Simon & Garfunkel (Columbia)
* Crap! Bat Out of Hell, Meat Loaf (Epic)
* crap! Metallica, Metallica (Elektra)
* rustlin' up some crap! Ropin' the Wind, Garth Brooks (Capitol Nashville)
* The back end boys! what comes out of the back end? yep, crap!
Backstreet Boys, Backstreet Boys (Jive)


* doubel doody! Double Live, Garth Brooks (Capitol Nashville)
* I'd listen! The Beatles 1962–1966, The Beatles (Capitol)
* Crap! Saturday Night Fever (Soundtrack), Bee Gees (Polydor/Atlas)
* I actually think this is a good album. I don't like the majority of their stuff though. I'd listen! Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd (Capitol)
* I'd listen! Physical Graffiti, Led Zeppelin (Swan Song)
* sorry, I secretly enjoy this album. I'd listen! Appetite for Destruction, Guns 'N Roses (Geffen)
* super crap! Supernatural, Santana (Arista)
* more like born in a sewer treatment plant. Born in the U.S.A., Bruce Springsteen (Columbia)

* pile of . . . . Cracked Rear View, Hootie & the Blowfish (Atlantic)
* Crap! Greatest Hits, Elton John (Rocket)
* shut up bitch! Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette (Maverick)
* I'd listen! The Beatles 1967–1970, The Beatles (Capitol)
* barf brooks! No Fences, Garth Brooks (Capitol Nashville)
* Crap! Hotel California, Eagles (Elektra)

# sorry I go there. I'd listen! Rumours, Fleetwood Mac (Warner Bros.)
# I'd listen! Back in Black, AC/DC (Elektra)
# I'd listen! The Beatles, The Beatles (Capitol)
# come on over and crap! Come On Over, Shania Twain (MercuryNashville

* Crap! Eagles Their Greatest Hits 1971–1975, Eagles (Elektra)

26 Million

* Crap! Thriller, Michael Jackson (Epic)

23 Million

* crap! The Wall, Pink Floyd (Columbia)

22 Million

* I'd listen! Led Zeppelin IV, Led Zeppelin (Swan Song)

21 Million

*Crap! Greatest Hits Volumes I & II, Billy Joel (Columbia)

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