noo dratch be up there! i loved her on king of queens lol dating patton oswalt and jerry stiller calls her the girlfriend "with a balcony you could do shakespeare off of" lol nd spring breakdown lol dating that guy omg



aww i love the whole cast now of snl how can i tribute each person properly with how much i love them i had to choose one to focus on dick-riding and colin jost has an awesome book on tape .. honesty is less painful than confusion so im honest that he's my favorite

lol new zealand

My dog has a human butt and it's never not funny.

Last night's Curb Your Enthusiasm. Classic.

The thought of responding to a friendly old acquaintance's social media post of having married someone 3 weeks ago with:

"Hang in there. It gets easier."

I didn't do it, because I'm too anxious to be a jerk for the sake of comedy, but the idea made me laugh.

My wife just announced that the Sinatra/Jobim record I’m working to “sounds like I’m in an old person’s home at Christmas.” She went back to her mini-office with “enjoy your time with Santa Claus.”