Ohio police find pet raccoon in car driver’s seat with meth pipe in its mouth
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... -pipe-ohio
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43That this is in the Daily Mail is glorious.
Honestly the funniest thing I've seen in ages. The Golf Club Bores and Closeted Homosexual Middle Managers that read the Mail will be apoplectic.
clocker bob may 30, 2006 wrote:I think the possibility of interbreeding between an earthly species and an extraterrestrial species is as believable as any other explanation for the existence of George W. Bush.
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44clocker bob may 30, 2006 wrote:I think the possibility of interbreeding between an earthly species and an extraterrestrial species is as believable as any other explanation for the existence of George W. Bush.
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45The headline is just the beginning here....the details are fucking unbelievable.
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
Around 100 hired extras were also falsely presented to the company as wedding guests.
janeway wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2025 4:52 am i do want to apologize if i offended anybody with my posts lately .. i was in denial of my impulses going wild
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46I mean horrifying but…zorg wrote: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:35 pm The headline is just the beginning here....the details are fucking unbelievable.
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
Around 100 hired extras were also falsely presented to the company as wedding guests.
“ Disneyland Paris has been approached for comments.”
Wild.
clocker bob may 30, 2006 wrote:I think the possibility of interbreeding between an earthly species and an extraterrestrial species is as believable as any other explanation for the existence of George W. Bush.
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47And it seems he has done this sort of thing before.zorg wrote: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:35 pm The headline is just the beginning here....the details are fucking unbelievable.
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
Around 100 hired extras were also falsely presented to the company as wedding guests.
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48From the British Onion.
Fraudster jailed for selling fake 'Scottish-grown tea'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1dngyk69d0o
Honestly in the country you can get away with anything if you have right accent.
Fraudster jailed for selling fake 'Scottish-grown tea'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1dngyk69d0o
Honestly in the country you can get away with anything if you have right accent.
clocker bob may 30, 2006 wrote:I think the possibility of interbreeding between an earthly species and an extraterrestrial species is as believable as any other explanation for the existence of George W. Bush.
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49This just sounds like every Portland Oregon Mayoral Candidate that isn't an open carry, cold dead hands Libertarian wackjob... the OTHER wackjob on the ticket.
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50A preacher asked me out. When I turned her down, the stalking began
"I was very taken aback, because I didn't know her. And I was like, 'I'm gay, but thank you for asking.' But she asked me if it was because she was black."
janeway wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2025 4:52 am i do want to apologize if i offended anybody with my posts lately .. i was in denial of my impulses going wild