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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Wed May 07, 2025 10:47 am
by offal
Ohio police find pet raccoon in car driver’s seat with meth pipe in its mouth

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... -pipe-ohio

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 11:01 am
by Dovira

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 11:08 am
by Gramsci
That this is in the Daily Mail is glorious.

Honestly the funniest thing I've seen in ages. The Golf Club Bores and Closeted Homosexual Middle Managers that read the Mail will be apoplectic.

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2025 9:52 am
by Gramsci

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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:35 pm
by zorg
The headline is just the beginning here....the details are fucking unbelievable.
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
Around 100 hired extras were also falsely presented to the company as wedding guests.

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2025 4:00 pm
by Gramsci
zorg wrote: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:35 pm The headline is just the beginning here....the details are fucking unbelievable.
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
Around 100 hired extras were also falsely presented to the company as wedding guests.
I mean horrifying but…

“ Disneyland Paris has been approached for comments.”

Wild.

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 2:52 am
by pldms
zorg wrote: Tue Jun 24, 2025 2:35 pm The headline is just the beginning here....the details are fucking unbelievable.
British man charged after 'mock wedding' with nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris
Around 100 hired extras were also falsely presented to the company as wedding guests.
And it seems he has done this sort of thing before.

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 1:17 pm
by Gramsci
From the British Onion.

Fraudster jailed for selling fake 'Scottish-grown tea'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1dngyk69d0o

Honestly in the country you can get away with anything if you have right accent.

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 2:11 pm
by Kniferide
This just sounds like every Portland Oregon Mayoral Candidate that isn't an open carry, cold dead hands Libertarian wackjob... the OTHER wackjob on the ticket.

Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2025 9:58 am
by zorg
A preacher asked me out. When I turned her down, the stalking began

"I was very taken aback, because I didn't know her. And I was like, 'I'm gay, but thank you for asking.' But she asked me if it was because she was black."