The teenybopper band 'Dream' singing:

"It's making me crazy, making me a wreck!"

always sounded like:

"It's making me crazy, making me erect!"

fugazi: seive fisted find (from repeater)

at the end of the song, guy yells "you got it! you got it!"

but he could be yelling "fugazi! fugazi"

i'm sorry, fugazi.

and fugazi, latin roots: "it's time to be jamaican, it's time to be jamaican".

(it's time to meet your makers)

I had never heard the song "Bourbon Beard" when SKWM played it live a couple of years ago. For some very stupid reason, I thought the chorus was "beer...Beer....BEER!" I thought this was so crazy-goofy as to make it so awesome. I no longer think that this would have been so awesome, but I still sing it like that.

My girlfriend thought that the chorus to "Repeater" by Fugazi sounded like they were saying "Volpina," the name of the village cum-slut in Fellini's Amarcord. It stays "Volpina."

Rupert Holmes- Pina Colada song.

"Do You like pina colada and getting caught in the rain?" or....

"Do You Like Eric Estrada and Long LInes of Cocaine?"

danmohr wrote:And I laughed. Swept away for a moment by chance. And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

The other day, I remembered a couple of Ewok-themed parodies:

"O-O-Child" by the Five Stairsteps:

Oooooop-chaaaa
Forest moon of Endor


Beck's "Loser"

Foooooorest moon of Endoooooor
I'm an Ewok, baby...so why don't you hug me

I always sing the chorus of "Queen Bitch" as "shibbety-bloppity-blah" rather than whatever Bowie slapped on there, it's much more fun.

great thread. i do this, but to which song i cannot at present recall.

Vince Clortho wrote:The Pixies-"Gigantic"

Titanic, Titanic, Titanic, a big big boat


my friend used to irritate me with that one all the time

Thats a good one. And, this is my favorite Pixies song.

Some comedy/parody artist did "Only Wanna Be With You" (Hootie & Da Blowfish) as "I only got a three inch tool".

Theres this oldies/motown song. I don't know the artist. Theres a bridge that ends "I know I've got to find/some kind of peace of mind/I've been searching everywhere/just to find someone to care." I always change the last two lines to "I've been searching everywhere/just to find some underwear". Childish, I know. Its still funny.

Because of the Misheard Lyrics thread, I will always sing:
"Bah Bah Bah Bah, Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah... I want a piece of bacon." (I wanna be sedated)
and
"Bingo Jed had a light on" (Big 'Ol Jet Airliner)