kenny: A 1955 Mercedes 300 SL

just better: herbie the love bug
just worse: a delorian

now kenny: going to lunch with a guy in his 40's that's really into
talking about his "vintage" cars and the college girls with whom he
"associates."

brian wrote:now kenny: going to lunch with a guy in his 40's that's really into talking about his "vintage" cars and the college girls with whom he "associates."

Easy one.

Just Better: You
Just Worse: Me

Now Kenny: Bedhead's album artwork, generally

kenny: bedhead artwork

just better: joy division artwork
just worst: shellac artwork

Hey The Classical, wtf? You have stalled the whole game by not including a fresh kenny with your last post! This is a despicable act!

Now, please kenny:

- that greedy halloween kid that dumps all of the candy into his sack even though the gullible old lady has clearly taped a "please take one" note to the side of the bowl

stackmatic wrote:Hey The Classical, wtf? You have stalled the whole game by not including a fresh kenny with your last post! This is a despicable act!

I know, I know, is 'orrible, I felt for bad even as I do it

stackmatic wrote:Now, please kenny:

- that greedy halloween kid that dumps all of the candy into his sack even though the gullible old lady has clearly taped a "please take one" note to the side of the bowl

just better: people who give out "healthy" halloween treats
just worse: co-worker who takes all the candy out of the receptionist "free" jar just before you have massive sugar craving

kenny-co-worker who says they really into music and proves it by turning on lite fm station

the Classical wrote:I know, I know, is 'orrible, I felt for bad even as I do it

Okay. You've made good. I forgive you.

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kenny = co-worker who says they really into music and proves it by turning on lite fm station

just better = old guy I was talking to at the bar the other night who sincerely feels that Toto makes the best music of all-time ("yeah, you should listen to that shit with headphones - such incredible orchestration...")

just worse = lady at work who is forever telling you about the cute things her dog does


please kenny:

- the vocal stylings of Michael McDonald

stackmatic wrote:
please kenny:

- the vocal stylings of Michael McDonald

Just better: Ronald McDonald's foot problems
Just worse: Courtney Love's hygene


Kenny:

Getting you fingers caught in a car door.

Kenny:

Getting you fingers caught in a car door.

just better : marlboro lights
just worse : getting punched in the balls by a drunk chick



Kenny:

play-fighting with a friend and accidentally hitting them in the head with a golf club

Kenny: play-fighting with a friend and accidentally hitting them in the head with a golf club
SB: accidentally giving your friend a bloody nose by swiftly opening a windowless door into his/her awaiting face.
SW: play-fighting with a friend and accidentally getting hit in the head with a golf club.

kenny:

Camel Cigarettes

what, did i kill it or somethin?

have you to need more The Kenny, maybe so?

hokay:

-accidentally missing your girlfriend or partner, and getting ejaculate on fresh new bedsheets, and forgetting to prepare a towel beforehand. additionally, your girlfriend (or partner's) sisters are at home obstructing your path between the bedroom and the nearest towel/sanitation device.

-ultimate frisbee

-the Christian recording artists DC Talk.