DMB goes mopey/moody sometimes. Don't think "Ants Marching". Think "Satellite". And then, for the love of Christ, stop thinking about DMB altogether! What are you doing?! I'm sorry I brought it up!

wait....


you actually know the names of songs?

only of the jokes.

have a beautiful for the honeymoon for 2005, with stars dripping from the sky!

-mw

Thanks!!!

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Five for Fighting

That guy has to be the biggest pussy on earth. He's like Richard Marx, but 15 years later, and prone to wearing billowy pirate shirts and mincing around.

The Kid wrote:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Five for Fighting

That guy has to be the biggest pussy on earth. He's like Richard Marx, but 15 years later, and prone to wearing billowy pirate shirts and mincing around.

HAHAHA! I needed that

Linus Van Pelt wrote:DMB

DMB?! Why don't you just Hitler the conversation, ya goddang atheist.

Four pages on a piece of shit band like this dull, earnest set of bell ends. Wow.

(1)

- Mum, is it raining out there? Will I need my coat?
- It isn't quite raining, son, but it is quite grey and there is the odd drop of rain in the air. It's quite Coldplay to be honest. Perhaps take your coat just in case.

(2)

- Doctor, thanks for seeing me. I have this ache in my arm, it's a bit uncomfortable when I exert it too much.
- Okay, let's have a look. Does this hurt?
- A bit.
- How about this?
- Yeah, it hurts a bit. Not too bad.
- Right, and you can bend it?
- Yes, pretty much.
- Ah, it's just a bit of Coldplay, that. You'll be fine in a day or two. Nothing wrong with you really.

(3)

- How was your meal last night?
- It was pretty good, really. Tim had the barbequed rack of lamb with rosemary potatoes. I had the Coldplay, which was fine, if a little lacking in flavour. I'd go there again. It was very reasonably priced.

brian wrote:'yellow' is one of the better singles in the last few years.

I'm always confused by statements like that because of the pure shittiness of the radio.

I mean, yes, "Yellow" looks great next to, say, "Slither." "Better than Slither," though, is something I'd only utter as an incredibly backhanded complement.

Crap.

When you type "Slither", all I can see is "Shitler".

Duuu-uuude, you totally literally just Shitlered the thread.