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Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:24 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
DMB goes mopey/moody sometimes. Don't think "Ants Marching". Think "Satellite". And then, for the love of Christ, stop thinking about DMB altogether! What are you doing?! I'm sorry I brought it up!
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:28 pm
by mattw_Archive
wait....
you actually know the names of songs?
only of the jokes.
have a beautiful for the honeymoon for 2005, with stars dripping from the sky!
-mw
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:54 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
Thanks!!!
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:17 pm
by The Kid_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:Five for Fighting
That guy has to be the biggest pussy on earth. He's like Richard Marx, but 15 years later, and prone to wearing billowy pirate shirts and mincing around.
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:23 pm
by spitfister_Archive
The Kid wrote:Linus Van Pelt wrote:Five for Fighting
That guy has to be the biggest pussy on earth. He's like Richard Marx, but 15 years later, and prone to wearing billowy pirate shirts and mincing around.
HAHAHA! I needed that
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:44 pm
by bumble_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:DMB
DMB?! Why don't you just Hitler the conversation, ya goddang atheist.
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:15 pm
by run joe_ run_Archive
Four pages on a piece of shit band like this dull, earnest set of bell ends. Wow.
(1)
- Mum, is it raining out there? Will I need my coat?
- It isn't quite raining, son, but it is quite grey and there is the odd drop of rain in the air. It's quite Coldplay to be honest. Perhaps take your coat just in case.
(2)
- Doctor, thanks for seeing me. I have this ache in my arm, it's a bit uncomfortable when I exert it too much.
- Okay, let's have a look. Does this hurt?
- A bit.
- How about this?
- Yeah, it hurts a bit. Not too bad.
- Right, and you can bend it?
- Yes, pretty much.
- Ah, it's just a bit of Coldplay, that. You'll be fine in a day or two. Nothing wrong with you really.
(3)
- How was your meal last night?
- It was pretty good, really. Tim had the barbequed rack of lamb with rosemary potatoes. I had the Coldplay, which was fine, if a little lacking in flavour. I'd go there again. It was very reasonably priced.
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:24 pm
by Antero_Archive
brian wrote:'yellow' is one of the better singles in the last few years.
I'm always confused by statements like that because of the pure shittiness of the radio.
I mean, yes, "Yellow" looks great next to, say, "Slither." "Better than Slither," though, is something I'd only utter as an incredibly backhanded complement.
Crap.
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:53 am
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
When you type "Slither", all I can see is "Shitler".
Band: Coldplay
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:54 am
by run joe_ run_Archive
Duuu-uuude, you totally literally just Shitlered the thread.