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Xenahoy, You are definatly a sensation. And you have drawn the ire of England. I am dubious as to your origins however, and i have trust issues, ever since i found out Clortho is named Carl.

I guess, all i have to say is:



ClittyClittyClittyClittyClittyClittyClitty

Jeffy Xenohoy wrote:Yes Swede, I was being funny. Some of the patented Xenohoy humor! Swede, as the only American with me, you should cut out the dirty talk. Seriously. I did not expect to be barraged with porno images and talk about my children. Lets act adult, not like these "pip pip cheerio" English pranksters.

Jeffy, you must have missed my description. I, like you, am an American. However, the more we do this thing, the more I'm thinking if I had to choose sides, I'd go with my "pip pip cheerio' English prankster wanker cunt bretheren.

Jeffy Xenohoy wrote:Seriously. I did not expect to be barraged with porno images and talk about my children. Lets act adult, not like these "pip pip cheerio" English pranksters.

Erm, Jeffy, doesn't Swede want to fuck (SORRY - funk) your children - which frankly, I'm appalled by.

We Brits simply want to get them drunk and watch them swear at black people.

Well, Mr. Rambo, i didn't say there wouldn't be any foreplay.

I also want to wrap his children in a delicious chewy Chalupa shell!

Rimbaud III wrote:
Erm, Jeffy, doesn't Swede want to fuck (SORRY - funk) your children - which frankly, I'm appalled by.

We Brits simply want to get them drunk and watch them swear at black people.

I want to get myself drunk and watch them get funked by black people who swear. Who better to lay down some hot funkin' action than a black person?

Hey, i googled the "W" word, and apparently this is a negative comment. I'm going to repeat myself here, guys. I am here for adult discussion about my favorite stuff (E.C., etc.) not "poopy time" with the kiddies. This is a complete embarrasement. I thought from all the posts I looked through that you guys could control yourselves. I'll tell you, unless this subsides and I will have to talk with the Mrs and tell her to cut short our trip to europe this summer! But I don't want it to come to that, so lets be friends, fellas!

Here's a little joke to lighten up the mood-


Q:What's the difference beetween a waitress and a parking spot?

A:You can't park on a waitress!


you see? silly and funny. and PG.

Here's another joke:

Q: What do you get when you skin a baby?



A: A hard-on.

Again, silly and funny!

I skinned a Hard on and ended up with a Baby!

Alright, not to be too "Ned Flanders" (googled that one, too), but I have a story for all of you. And that story is about "Mean Jean From Aberdeen". You see, Mean Jean's parent's never paid much attention to her, so she acted out and hung out with a bad crowd. She smoked and drank, did heroin and PCP constantly and stopped going to church. Well, eventually, she ended up hurting someone really terribly in a fight, and went to jail for a little while. But do you know what happened after that? She found God in prison, and turned her life around. Now she is the CFO of a large flower delivery organization!


by the way this is Vince Clortho. Sorry.

Jeffy Xenohoy wrote:

by the way this is Vince Clortho. Sorry.

That's alright, you gave me something to do this morning...