Marsupialized wrote:Oh come now, that's just the angry prostitute in you rambling again...

I know! I really have to get that slut under control, or I'm going to start sucking Steve's dick like half of you before too much longer.

neur0vanity wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Oh come now, that's just the angry prostitute in you rambling again...

I know! I really have to get that slut under control, or I'm going to start sucking Steve's dick like half of you before too much longer.

Seeing as there are maybe 4 chicks who post on this shit, I don't envy him...wait that means, 2 chicks sucking his dick...ok I do envy him

Marsupialized wrote:2 chicks sucking his dick...ok I do envy him

Is that two more than what you've got?

neur0vanity wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:2 chicks sucking his dick...ok I do envy him

Is that two more than what you've got?

Right this second yes indeed it is

Marsupialized wrote:

n.c. wrote:I live with 3 of my best friends ever. They are all female. They also all have tatoos and are all very attractive. One of them is my girlfreind. Two of them (my girlfreind included) are in my band. They are no more loopy than any dudes I know. Less so often.

You must know some really loony dudes because women, in general are unstable emotional lunatics and everyone knows it. It's part of what makes them so fucking irresistible to us.
I sat around with several guy friends, just a few nights ago and the question was raised 'How many perfectly normal well adjusted females do you know?' Amongst the 5 of us, we came up with zero....every time someone would say a name "Oh Christina, she's normal....oh wait, remember when she freaked out in the mall and cried and screamed for 3 hours for no reason?" "Uh, Amy is....oh wait, she stabbed her old boyfriend remember?" "Lucy is...no, she shoplifts constantly..." "Mary? Cuts herself" "Adrianne? Eating disorder" "Sarah? Cokehead"

Naw, you just don't know the right chicks. Shit, I tour with two of these girls and they crack me up like nothing ever. Speaking of which, another non-looney, crazy talented (and gorgeous) girl is Caralee from Xiu Xiu who we've played with, has stayed at our house and is awesome head to toe in every way always.

A woman's perspective here....

Women are fucking crazy. We're all goddamn insane, and I feel so bad that you guys aren't gay because it's all a travesty. If you're in a solid relationship with a woman, it's even worse. I pity you.

In a nutshell...

If a woman sees in another woman something she admires or wants to be (be it physical or in terms of personality), she will silently latch onto the individual and record every movement and then lash out in an attempt to destroy said individual. She will often succeed.

It's absolutely disgusting. Half the time, I'm embarassed to be a part of the female species (the other half of the time is when dudes are paying my rent and/or buying me drinks... then I love having tits).

Do any of the other females on this forum want to put in an opinion?

neur0vanity wrote:A woman's perspective here....

Women are fucking crazy. We're all goddamn insane, and I feel so bad that you guys aren't gay because it's all a travesty. If you're in a solid relationship with a woman, it's even worse. I pity you.

In a nutshell...

If a woman sees in another woman something she admires or wants to be (be it physical or in terms of personality), she will silently latch onto the individual and record every movement and then lash out in an attempt to destroy said individual. She will often succeed.

It's absolutely disgusting. Half the time, I'm embarassed to be a part of the female species (the other half of the time is when dudes are paying my rent and/or buying me drinks... then I love having tits).

Do any of the other females on this forum want to put in an opinion?

Charles Bukowski taking a stroll through Raymond Carverland trying to get a good cell phone signal from Barbara Kruger. Eva Hess calls all of this bullshit and continues on with her work collaberating with Nadia Boulanger.

What it comes down to is Hildegard of Bingen.

I'm so sorry, but anyone who mentions Bukowski to me gets ignored. I appreciate Bukowski, but I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing him mentioned every goddamn time I make a reference to literature every fucking night. May I make a suggestion? JT Leroy. Augusten Burroughs. Goddamn Hunter S. Thompson. But please, for the love of God, no more Bukowski references.

And please stop trying to go over my head with pretension. I don't give a fuck who you've read. Just say whatever you honestly want to say without vague allusions.

neur0vanity wrote:I'm so sorry, but anyone who mentions Bukowski to me gets ignored. I appreciate Bukowski, but I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing him mentioned every goddamn time I make a reference to literature every fucking night. May I make a suggestion? JT Leroy. Augusten Burroughs. Goddamn Hunter S. Thompson. But please, for the love of God, no more Bukowski references.

I have a framed picture on my wall of Bukowski and Hunter S. hanging out at some shitty bar drinking together, makes me smile every time I walk by it...I can't imagine how fucked up those two got that night.

Marsupialized wrote:I have a framed picture on my wall of Bukowski and Hunter S. hanging out at some shitty bar drinking together, makes me smile every time I walk by it...I can't imagine how fucked up those two got that night.

If you could please scan that and email it to me at nv at neur0 dot com, I would appreciate it so much.