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Hilarious Joke
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:39 pm
by Boombats_Archive
A Neo-Conservative Fundamentalist Christian walks into a library.
That's it.
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 am
by andyman_Archive
I called in sick to work the other day. My boss says to me "Sick? Well how sick are you?".
I say "Well i'm at home fucking my sister - that's pretty fucking sick, right!?"
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:02 am
by idiot drummer_Archive
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Q: How do you get a redneck girl to suck your dick?
A: Dip it in ranch.
Q: How do you get a redneck girl to suck your dick?
A: Ask her.
For those with misogynous inclinations, the punchline "Tell her" will also suffice.
I did a cursory search on this, but if it has already been posted, apologies.
Q: What's the best part about sex while camping?
A: It's fucking intense.
...(in tents). Har!
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:58 pm
by flytox_Archive
When is the time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty!
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:00 pm
by flytox_Archive
Okay, you perverts...this one´s for you:
What is two feet long, purple-red and makes the women scream?
The Sudden Infant Death Syndrome!
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:32 am
by johnB_Archive
From my Popsicle stick:
What kind of guitars do whales play?
Eel-lectric guitars!
oy-vay
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:40 am
by user_name_Archive
i bought some boots the other day but i couldn't afford them
it's a paradox
pair of docs...
yeah, ok, not hilarious, but i made it up....
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:16 am
by Little Atlas Heavyweight_Archive
a variation on an earlier theme:
what's the opposite of a joke?
FREEBIRD!
(you see, it's not funny.)
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:29 am
by JC23by5_Archive
Little Atlas Heavyweight wrote:a variation on an earlier theme:
what's the opposite of a joke?
No. It is not funny.
FREEBIRD!
(you see, it's not funny.)
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:38 am
by jimmyjames6_Archive
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
AGHHHHAHHH *hack hack, gag gag*