hey i can do this!
janeane garaofolo, number one, b/c she is a womanandwomenarebeautiful. she is funny and she was pretty good in _the minus man_, too! number one!
garanimals! they were so easy to make dress in the morning, when i was very young man. the green outfit, was she crocodile?!?!?! so great. where are garanimal for man sized people? but not so soft, these clothes--more like 'toughskins' type fabric. second place to you garanimals!!!!
the animals, wtf. i don't mind, but i don't care. eric burdon, he is overbearing singer at times. like the times he opens his mouth. i don't know, is 'house of the rising sun' good? i can't tell anymore!!! 1/4 as good as the zombies = third place!!!!!!!
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rank in caddyshack!
the way carl spackler (bill murray for president!) lusts after all the old lady golfers
the way ty webb (chevy chase) go 'DJuh juh juh juh juh' after he make a putt
baby ruth bar in the pool
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402tmidgett wrote:rank in caddyshack!
the way carl spackler (bill murray for president!) lusts after all the old lady golfers
the way ty webb (chevy chase) go 'DJuh juh juh juh juh' after he make a putt
baby ruth bar in the pool
Mr. Tim, for me to make this Rank for you? Si? Grazie.
Carl Spackler: He make of all the sexy talk to the old lady! He say to old lady, you are tramp. You are lean, mean and not too far between. But these lady, they are so old! And whole time, he make of the washing golf balls while behind bush. She is to look like the solo sexy fun time, only is to wash golf ball. Is good obvious funny and is Cinderella story of number one Rank!
Baby Ruth Bar: Spaulding, he make of the "Doodie!" scream. Why he to wear of the snorkeling in the swim pool? And then Signore Spackler, he make of the eating of the Baby Ruth! Is not for your health, Signore Spackler! But I like of the quiet serious man to say "is some type of fecal matter" in the background of pool. Is okay good poop joke fun and yes Baby Ruth bar, you are number two!
Ty Webb: Oh, Ty Webb. I like you, Betty. I was born to be rubbing you. You throw tequila over shoulder and take salt in your noses! Is funny thing to me. Also, you have good 'DJuh juh juh juh juh' -- but you miss last putt! For that you are to lose this battle! You are so great with the Judge Smales my dad he never like you and the night putting, but I fear you are number three! Resquiescat in pace, Chevy Chase!
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403It been long time. Real long time. It been so long time that my fake italian accent has maybe turned to fake chinese. Anyhow, I rank this old one for you:
Huber - This beer, this beer taste good. This past summer I can buy at the Discount Liquor on 50th & Oklahoma for $9.19 for a whole case of the returnable bottles. A whole case. I could drive home and open one up outside with the bottle opener mounted on the back porch. I could drink of the Huber while I start the grill and wait for the coals to get white hot. I could drink another of the Huber while I wait for the hotdogs to cook. I could drink another of the Huber while I eat of the hotdogs. It taste very good the Huber on these summer days. It very affordable the Huber. Very affordable. But now the Huber no more come in the case of the returnable bottles. Now only in the 12-pack. With stupid new label. And not so affordable anymore either. I am angry with this Huber but I still am ranking it number 1.
Black Label - This beer, this beer tastes okay. Back in college I can buy at the Discount Liquor at old location on Forest Home for $4.99 for a whole case of the cans. A whole case. I could drive home and drink of the Black Label in the dorm room with the roommate while watching the matching side-by-side tv’s. One tv for each eye. One for each eye. Then maybe drink another of the Black Label while playing the Foosball in the dorm room. Foosball in the dorm room. No room to walk in the dorm room. But we had the Foosball. And the Black Label.
Hamms - This beer no good. I never buy this beer. Not even at the Discount Liquor.
How bout you rank this one:
Shellac’s _At Action Park_
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park”
Seam’s Sooyoung Park
Huber - This beer, this beer taste good. This past summer I can buy at the Discount Liquor on 50th & Oklahoma for $9.19 for a whole case of the returnable bottles. A whole case. I could drive home and open one up outside with the bottle opener mounted on the back porch. I could drink of the Huber while I start the grill and wait for the coals to get white hot. I could drink another of the Huber while I wait for the hotdogs to cook. I could drink another of the Huber while I eat of the hotdogs. It taste very good the Huber on these summer days. It very affordable the Huber. Very affordable. But now the Huber no more come in the case of the returnable bottles. Now only in the 12-pack. With stupid new label. And not so affordable anymore either. I am angry with this Huber but I still am ranking it number 1.
Black Label - This beer, this beer tastes okay. Back in college I can buy at the Discount Liquor at old location on Forest Home for $4.99 for a whole case of the cans. A whole case. I could drive home and drink of the Black Label in the dorm room with the roommate while watching the matching side-by-side tv’s. One tv for each eye. One for each eye. Then maybe drink another of the Black Label while playing the Foosball in the dorm room. Foosball in the dorm room. No room to walk in the dorm room. But we had the Foosball. And the Black Label.
Hamms - This beer no good. I never buy this beer. Not even at the Discount Liquor.
How bout you rank this one:
Shellac’s _At Action Park_
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park”
Seam’s Sooyoung Park
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404Signore Automatic Stack:
You have the correctness of Rank and appropriate beer selections - yes, hamms is of the terrible and will fail you and yours even when in the pinch.
I am agreeable about length of between-rank times! I will quick turnaround this:
Seam’s Sooyoung Park Have it, I do the profound love of the Work of the Man yet not with the later items so much. But in the ears his work, it drove me forward as a child moving to man with the power of Bitch Magnet ricocheting. Plus the Seam of the first LP with the McCaughan on skins, first EP with the Bundy and McEntire, second LP of the Bob Rising skins.....beyond the pace did get glacial, but for six records of perfectness I give it rank of the first.
Shellac’s _At Action Park_ This record I have of the giant love. My younger ears, they expecting maybe something different when first listen. But then second try, she makea own unique goodness of sense. I like it the heavy vinyl and the singles preceeding tremendous, but is not greater than work of one man, the Mr. above, so must be second when just one record.
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park” Of only the great mildness do I have of the Numan, and most concentrations around the obvious of song of automobiles, and of the love of said song when played by ZOOM. So this of the Numan, I have not much but neutral which placemakes as the last for this rank.
Rank of the weathers!!
Grey and 50 degrees!
Snowing and 20 degrees!
Sunny and -10 degrees!
Rank of the straight travelhour types!
18 Hours on Plane!
20 Hours on Bus!
40 Hours on Car!
Rank of the Food gatherings!!
Local corner store! (Chicago, non-deli)
Large Supermarket!
Giant Superpurchase! (CostCo, Sam's)
You have the correctness of Rank and appropriate beer selections - yes, hamms is of the terrible and will fail you and yours even when in the pinch.
I am agreeable about length of between-rank times! I will quick turnaround this:
stackmatic wrote:Shellac’s _At Action Park_
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park”
Seam’s Sooyoung Park
Seam’s Sooyoung Park Have it, I do the profound love of the Work of the Man yet not with the later items so much. But in the ears his work, it drove me forward as a child moving to man with the power of Bitch Magnet ricocheting. Plus the Seam of the first LP with the McCaughan on skins, first EP with the Bundy and McEntire, second LP of the Bob Rising skins.....beyond the pace did get glacial, but for six records of perfectness I give it rank of the first.
Shellac’s _At Action Park_ This record I have of the giant love. My younger ears, they expecting maybe something different when first listen. But then second try, she makea own unique goodness of sense. I like it the heavy vinyl and the singles preceeding tremendous, but is not greater than work of one man, the Mr. above, so must be second when just one record.
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park” Of only the great mildness do I have of the Numan, and most concentrations around the obvious of song of automobiles, and of the love of said song when played by ZOOM. So this of the Numan, I have not much but neutral which placemakes as the last for this rank.
Rank of the weathers!!
Grey and 50 degrees!
Snowing and 20 degrees!
Sunny and -10 degrees!
Rank of the straight travelhour types!
18 Hours on Plane!
20 Hours on Bus!
40 Hours on Car!
Rank of the Food gatherings!!
Local corner store! (Chicago, non-deli)
Large Supermarket!
Giant Superpurchase! (CostCo, Sam's)
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405my opinion, she is so strong, i am to rank these NOW!!!
ok....snowing and 20 degrees number one, for this is today's path, and i try to follow the path as it is made in front of me, if it is not too nasty.
sunny and -10 degrees, she is second! and she would be first if this is was the way of today! the sun, she is giver of all life on our planet of earth. she make the plant to grow and the man to have a nice tan. and the animal to be warm enough to become old and be killed in slaughterhouse for great food. and -10, she is not so cold! go to put on some more clothes!
grey and 50, she is to become a thing i do not like, after many year in a port town with this always to hang like a domed stadium over my fahgina head. one year, the last year i have been in the port town, she has made rain every day for 105 days!!!!! AAAAAAUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH! this is to make a man a) crazy, b) insane, c) nutso, and d) totally fahgina bonkers. i hate to go to the phoenix, for example, but the plane flite from port town to phoenix, she was cheep, and so much did i want to visit this desert hellhole to escape from rain and grey sky. so this is number three for me.
40hrs on car, she is not so bad, and there is manly element to such a trip. she is something to tell a young person to make them impress. 'hey, one time, me and my band, we go from fort lee, nj to seattle, wa straight! she was 52hrs! in the middle, i have drove the 18hrs straight! wtf??!?!!!!' and the young person think, wow, that is so cool. what a cool old person. so number one.
the 18 hours of plane flight she is second. she is tough, but she is not unendurable and at the end of trip, maybe she is to put you in croatia or someplace so beautiful like this!!!!!
the bus, she is no fun. she is no fun for two blocks, not to say 20hrs! and not manly to ride the bus. 'hey, one time, i rode the bus for 20hrs straight!' no, this is sad to say, not great. so last.
local corner store, of no special distinction? i will assume this.
in this case, i say large supermkt, b/c i can buy all the bullshit i need to have food in my house. the baby carrot, the lemonade from oberwise, the ginger ale, the canned whole tomato, this kind of thing.
corner store, however, of no special distinction, you are number two
the costco, she is evil. i hate this place some much. i think, ok for to buy many reams of paper for office or the special 'glide' dental floss for very cheap or the tires for less money. but the 10gal jug of giardiniera? the 400tube package of toothpaste? the 15lb box of honey nut cheerios? this is americans to make their children eat pickled vegetable everyday for lunch, and many bowl of honey nut cheerio, and use stale toothpaste just so they can say they have bought it cheap! this is LAST PLACE!!!!!
sam's club is worse!
ciao
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rank these 'separated at birth!'
mindy cohn
tina yothers
courtney love
Grey and 50 degrees!
Snowing and 20 degrees!
Sunny and -10 degrees!
ok....snowing and 20 degrees number one, for this is today's path, and i try to follow the path as it is made in front of me, if it is not too nasty.
sunny and -10 degrees, she is second! and she would be first if this is was the way of today! the sun, she is giver of all life on our planet of earth. she make the plant to grow and the man to have a nice tan. and the animal to be warm enough to become old and be killed in slaughterhouse for great food. and -10, she is not so cold! go to put on some more clothes!
grey and 50, she is to become a thing i do not like, after many year in a port town with this always to hang like a domed stadium over my fahgina head. one year, the last year i have been in the port town, she has made rain every day for 105 days!!!!! AAAAAAUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH! this is to make a man a) crazy, b) insane, c) nutso, and d) totally fahgina bonkers. i hate to go to the phoenix, for example, but the plane flite from port town to phoenix, she was cheep, and so much did i want to visit this desert hellhole to escape from rain and grey sky. so this is number three for me.
18 Hours on Plane!
20 Hours on Bus!
40 Hours on Car!
40hrs on car, she is not so bad, and there is manly element to such a trip. she is something to tell a young person to make them impress. 'hey, one time, me and my band, we go from fort lee, nj to seattle, wa straight! she was 52hrs! in the middle, i have drove the 18hrs straight! wtf??!?!!!!' and the young person think, wow, that is so cool. what a cool old person. so number one.
the 18 hours of plane flight she is second. she is tough, but she is not unendurable and at the end of trip, maybe she is to put you in croatia or someplace so beautiful like this!!!!!
the bus, she is no fun. she is no fun for two blocks, not to say 20hrs! and not manly to ride the bus. 'hey, one time, i rode the bus for 20hrs straight!' no, this is sad to say, not great. so last.
Local corner store! (Chicago, non-deli)
Large Supermarket!
Giant Superpurchase! (CostCo, Sam's)
local corner store, of no special distinction? i will assume this.
in this case, i say large supermkt, b/c i can buy all the bullshit i need to have food in my house. the baby carrot, the lemonade from oberwise, the ginger ale, the canned whole tomato, this kind of thing.
corner store, however, of no special distinction, you are number two
the costco, she is evil. i hate this place some much. i think, ok for to buy many reams of paper for office or the special 'glide' dental floss for very cheap or the tires for less money. but the 10gal jug of giardiniera? the 400tube package of toothpaste? the 15lb box of honey nut cheerios? this is americans to make their children eat pickled vegetable everyday for lunch, and many bowl of honey nut cheerio, and use stale toothpaste just so they can say they have bought it cheap! this is LAST PLACE!!!!!
sam's club is worse!
ciao
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rank these 'separated at birth!'
mindy cohn
tina yothers
courtney love
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406Shellac’s _At Action Park_ These time, '97, with the listening of the Smashing Pumpkins and other of this alt.whatever back in this day--the Action Park, it came along and said, 'what are you doing, silly boy, no more of thee rat in the cage, this is some real rock/rawk for you.' What can I say, this changed life-- a present from the gods, you are numero uno, thank you Shellac.
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park” Ah, Gary Numan--you are immortalized in these Smog song 'Hit'--otherwise you are third
Seam’s Sooyoung Park Ok, I've only heard the 'problem with me' so maybe I'm not the best to eval the man's work. I think we need more Korean (is he Korean? I think so) guitarists.
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18 Hours on Plane- I have never had of the completely unbearable plane ride, but this day might still come--still some harsh ones: Amsterdam to L.A., Baltimore to Qatar (ugh).
40 Hours in the Car- yes it is a long time, with the red eye and cursing, but at least you are not in the company of ex cons
20 Hours on Bus- The Greyhound, it is the wonder that one hasn't lost their mind making such trips. But there is also room to move around on the bus, and get out to stretch. I've met America's finest on these journeys.
Charlize Theron
Eliza Dushku
Liz 'Gladiator' Taylor
Gary Numan’s “Down In The Park” Ah, Gary Numan--you are immortalized in these Smog song 'Hit'--otherwise you are third
Seam’s Sooyoung Park Ok, I've only heard the 'problem with me' so maybe I'm not the best to eval the man's work. I think we need more Korean (is he Korean? I think so) guitarists.
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18 Hours on Plane- I have never had of the completely unbearable plane ride, but this day might still come--still some harsh ones: Amsterdam to L.A., Baltimore to Qatar (ugh).
40 Hours in the Car- yes it is a long time, with the red eye and cursing, but at least you are not in the company of ex cons
20 Hours on Bus- The Greyhound, it is the wonder that one hasn't lost their mind making such trips. But there is also room to move around on the bus, and get out to stretch. I've met America's finest on these journeys.
Charlize Theron
Eliza Dushku
Liz 'Gladiator' Taylor
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407tmidgett wrote:rank these 'separated at birth!'
mindy cohn
tina yothers
courtney love
Mindy Cohn: You are "The Facts of Life" Natalie and it was always the happy to see you! You have the smile so good! Maybe you not so pretty as the other Blair, Tootie or the Jo (or even the Signora Garrett!!!), but you smile for us TV guy all the fahgina time. The more smile, the more better! Also, you to remind me of Kathy P., slut of my junior high school in Cedar Rapids, Italia. And sluts are funny! So, Mindy Cohn, you are happy, homely, slutty number one!
Tina Yothers: I no care about this guy or the show of the "Family Ties"! Is like maybe the "Cosby" with the white people, only more to be boring, if possible! But I do read one time in "The Onion" these thing about "Tina Yothers Fantasy Camp Files For Bankruptcy". She was totally not true newspaper, but she was very much the funny thing to me! So I no care you, Tina Yothers, but you make me laugh as when the others to make the fun at you! Number two!
Courtney Love: Is not so secret she kill these guy who I like a lot, these Kurt Cobain. Is not so secret she kill him so much the dead. And he to write all her song! Then she make of the Hollywood happy with new fake face! Who is to hate more than Courtney Love? Hitler. Yes. Stalin. Yes. These guy kill more of the people, but they all to share one black heart! You killer fake lady of number three, and you so bad you even to make Eagles or White Zombie the number two!
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408brad
so great, i agree with you 100%
mattw, i will say this:
i am a little of a confused on the last thing....liz taylor, THE liz taylor?
what is this for 'gladiator?' i have google, i have gone to the imdb.com, and i do not know. maybe you mean when she makes the mistake to open the envelope early at awards show.
anyway....
this very hard to make a top two rank, but i will say
liz taylor, from age of consent through at least late 60s, was a very to say 'smoking hot' woman. in movie of 'cat on a hot tin roof,' it is hard to take her beauty in the wonderful technicolor. her and the paul newman, they might be best looking movie stars ever in this film. so...b/c she is so smoking hot as a youth, and b/c she is cool lady in her older age, and not so tough on the eyes either if not as smoking hot as raquel welch or sophia loren are today, and always a fine actress with a few great performance like 'coahtr' and the 'who's afraid of a virginia wolfff??,' i give her number one!!!!!!
charlize theron, she is in running to be as smoking hot as young liz taylor. and she has to make a great movie, i hear, in this one about woman who makes the men dead. this woman's story, she is of interest to me and i will see this movie! but just to be smoking hot, i give her second place.
this girl, dushku, she is cute, but she is not in same league. is unfair to make this comparison, and i don't know that she has any acting of note to her credit. so third. but do not to get the plastics surgery!!! you are fine as you are! you do not need to wear the violet color contacts or to make fancy nose sculpture to be more like nos. 1 and 2.
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rank please
michael j. fox
redd foxx
vivica fox
so great, i agree with you 100%
mattw, i will say this:
Charlize Theron
Eliza Dushku
Liz 'Gladiator' Taylor
i am a little of a confused on the last thing....liz taylor, THE liz taylor?
what is this for 'gladiator?' i have google, i have gone to the imdb.com, and i do not know. maybe you mean when she makes the mistake to open the envelope early at awards show.
anyway....
this very hard to make a top two rank, but i will say
liz taylor, from age of consent through at least late 60s, was a very to say 'smoking hot' woman. in movie of 'cat on a hot tin roof,' it is hard to take her beauty in the wonderful technicolor. her and the paul newman, they might be best looking movie stars ever in this film. so...b/c she is so smoking hot as a youth, and b/c she is cool lady in her older age, and not so tough on the eyes either if not as smoking hot as raquel welch or sophia loren are today, and always a fine actress with a few great performance like 'coahtr' and the 'who's afraid of a virginia wolfff??,' i give her number one!!!!!!
charlize theron, she is in running to be as smoking hot as young liz taylor. and she has to make a great movie, i hear, in this one about woman who makes the men dead. this woman's story, she is of interest to me and i will see this movie! but just to be smoking hot, i give her second place.
this girl, dushku, she is cute, but she is not in same league. is unfair to make this comparison, and i don't know that she has any acting of note to her credit. so third. but do not to get the plastics surgery!!! you are fine as you are! you do not need to wear the violet color contacts or to make fancy nose sculpture to be more like nos. 1 and 2.
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rank please
michael j. fox
redd foxx
vivica fox
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4091. Redd Foxx: This guy was a brilliant entertainer. If you only know him as Fred Sanford you really should try to track down or listen to recordings of his stand-up comedy work.
2. Vivica Fox: Has maybe the 10,000th nicest set of cleavage among all women in the U.S.
3. Michael J. Fox: A miniature person inexplicably loved by many.
Now rank:
Bernardo Bertolucci
Michelangelo Antonioni
Federico Fellini
2. Vivica Fox: Has maybe the 10,000th nicest set of cleavage among all women in the U.S.
3. Michael J. Fox: A miniature person inexplicably loved by many.
Now rank:
Bernardo Bertolucci
Michelangelo Antonioni
Federico Fellini
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410si!si!si!
i make a hurry to rank this bitch, i mean nice woman!
Michelangelo Antonioni. this may seem a queer number one! but...i cannot to help this. he has made one of my favorite of all movies: _l'avventura_. and he has to make original _blow up_. these are so beautiful...so beautiful....number one whatever else you say, to me this he is.
Bernardo Bertolucci, he has to made the _last tango in butter_, which i love very much tho i was only 17 when i have seen. this is a movie, i feel, to see at older age, she would be even better. she is insight into creepy aspects of otherwise not-too-weird lovemake that are within most of us....so i say! number two, for whatever else you say, the last buddha and stealing beauty and not so good movies, i say number two, alsmot number one!
Federico Fellini, it make me so sad to make a 'last place' for you!! but i think maybe you are tiny bits overrated???? maybe. a tiny bits. but i have not SEEN ALL THESE MOVIE you have made. only a couple. but for now, third place. so sorry!!! RIP, FF!!!
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rank
link wray
man ray
the tampa bay devil rays
i make a hurry to rank this bitch, i mean nice woman!
Michelangelo Antonioni. this may seem a queer number one! but...i cannot to help this. he has made one of my favorite of all movies: _l'avventura_. and he has to make original _blow up_. these are so beautiful...so beautiful....number one whatever else you say, to me this he is.
Bernardo Bertolucci, he has to made the _last tango in butter_, which i love very much tho i was only 17 when i have seen. this is a movie, i feel, to see at older age, she would be even better. she is insight into creepy aspects of otherwise not-too-weird lovemake that are within most of us....so i say! number two, for whatever else you say, the last buddha and stealing beauty and not so good movies, i say number two, alsmot number one!
Federico Fellini, it make me so sad to make a 'last place' for you!! but i think maybe you are tiny bits overrated???? maybe. a tiny bits. but i have not SEEN ALL THESE MOVIE you have made. only a couple. but for now, third place. so sorry!!! RIP, FF!!!
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rank
link wray
man ray
the tampa bay devil rays