hi, tim

Yes, it was the envelope incident I was referring to with Liz

I would check out this 'monster'--it is a very good film--but not for the kids. I see this mother with her small one and I just about to have popped out my eye.

link wray- ok, you are number one, for this guitar tone is very nice

man ray- I like some of these photographs you have done

tb devil rays- you are cute, cuddly team like the rockies/marlins...last in the season, last for this rank. apologissimo.

calexico
john cale
tijuana, mexico

1. John Cale, for he to make many beautiful screetches with small instrument with including bow, and piano not withstanding bass guitar, both with famous band and with much genius peoples Tony Conrad La Monte Young Terry Riley. And he to make some strange records under own name, and marry one time Betsey Johnson. All this, good.

2. Calexico, I have times in this town that are good. I go with female I have with fondness for. I see band of same name Calexico many time at such band beginning in Arizona of Tucson, they try funny version of "low-fi" music with just 2 peoples! But it work! Something of this you can hear on record of "Spoke." Now they have many musics in same band, much bigger, is music of phony desert corn and I like very little.

3. Tijuana, Mexico, is town of very much sadness. With many idiot peoples of much drinking, and many others living there who hate such peoples. I see game of "jai alai" play there, is okay! But okay, is nothing else.

Please to rank:

Island of Dr. Moreau
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Adventures of Dr. Doolittle

Ok, ok, I'll do this...

Island of Dr. Moreau- I don't know about the original but have heard crazy stories about the Brando/Kilmer one. I remember this coming up in a previous rank--WTF?

Cabinet of Dr. Caligari- Ok, this one I don't know so much about, so it is second.

Adventures of Dr. Dolittle- Damn Hollywood and it's remakes! I have this image of Eddie Murphy running through my head, so yes, you are last.
-------------
silver jews
'silver & gold'
'crimson & clover'

Angus Jung wrote:Please to rank:

Island of Dr. Moreau
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Adventures of Dr. Doolittle

Yes! I will be of the making ranks of this!


Cabinet of Dr. Caligari Yes! This is of the first freaky! As young Chimpanzinni have seen the wordless craziness without the drugs, with the drugs, and without the drugs again! Of each time, the freakiness, she makea me shiver. Plus with music, it lends the creeps to me! She is made of the eighty-five years ago! Poor freaky Cesare, he half sleeps in a box, knows stuff - let's make film!

Adventures of Dr. Doolittle Again, with the youngness of Chimpanzo, the books of the kind doctor mebbe lend a small twist of the unreality to young soft thinking palette - Hmm...makes the speech with the animals....like the nice old lady in park who feeds squirrels! She no have squirrel speak, but has the talking anyway! Hey! What best way for you to make the friendship with squirrels? Climb in tree and act like pecan! This, the bookness is of the second. The movies with the Edward Murphy, they best of bad Murphyness but not of secondness worthy in this the ranking!

Island of Dr. Moreau - The original, mebbe I saw on the TV as smallster on Svenghoulie or likewise. But remade version is what I am to talk about with the taste of awful. Mr. Kilmer, he is as made of wood. This-a movie she has the distraction in the absense of the sense! But it values me to watch The Brando not even trying to act as if by director. The Brando, I like how him acts with payment. "Hey, you give me 4.5 millions of the dollars for six days and I will perform ramblings for you film, and you edit and hopefully find something from my murk." She is a very ugly process captured this movie, and, if not laughable, is of last.


Rank the common farm animal!!

Horse!
Rooster!
Mutt Dog!


Rank childhood-fantasy projection vocationals!!

Fireman!
Cowboy!
Rockstar!


Rank three of six Beatles albums!!

Meet The Beatles!
Magical Mystery Tour!
Let It Be....Naked!
Past Masters vol.2!
Anthology vol. 2!
White Album, second lp!

'crimson and clover,' she is incredible song. very great song. joan jett, she has done definitive version of this classic from tommy james/shondells, esp. b/c she did not 'puss out' and change the lyric to be like she was not a lesbo. this is extra great, and i thank you, jjett!! and i say: crimson and clover kicks ass of these other two things.

silver jews, some of the song i have heard i think are pretty good. good lyrics. i have only one record, but it's pretty good. so second place!!!!!

'silver and gold,' whether this is neil young or the terrible u2 song, it is last place. the u2 song, she is from period when bono vox (an irish christian rock star) was to pretend he was old broken-down african-american bluesman. this was some kind of funny in the rattle and hum movie, but the music made in this way, she was quite bad sometimes. such as this time, on 'silver and gold.'

did you know state motto for montana, italy, she is 'oro y plata??' SILVER AND GOLD!!!!! this would be number one, maybe, 'oro y plata.'
=======================
ranK!

divine, the actor/ress (resquiescat in pace, divine!)
red vines (the liquorice product)
the vines (rock band)

also! hey ! at this moment my message board 'ranking' is 'dock ellis!'

he has one time pitched a no-hitter for pittsburgh pirates while on LSD!!!!!

this is great day

ok ciao, make my rank above please

This is a great day, with the great rank!

Don Chimpanzini, I will tackle with this Beatles rank. It is maybe such a difficult rank to do...

White Album, second lp Save for 'savoy truffle' it is the one great song after the other, and almost makes you forget some of these maybe not so great songs from the first ('wild honey pie' 'piggies' 'bungalow bill'). White Album is a little overrated, but nonetheless comes in first with this rank.

Past Masters Volume 2 Ah, the better Past Masters. This has two of the best George ('old brown shoe' 'inner light') and of course 'rain', 'don't let me down' the better versions of 'revolution' 'across the universe' and the silly 'you know my name'--ok!

Anthology 2- Yea-I like 3 better because John goes 'oh shit' after screwing up 'Happiness is a Warm Gun' and this is funny. This has the 'real love' that was recorded when John was singing in the bathtub and then shaggy English sheepdog Jeff Lynne and the not so dead Beatles come along 20 years later to wake the dead--this I think is very funny. So 2, it is pretty good. But still last. Do we need the three takes of 'strawberry fields'?

===============================================

divine, the actor/ress Divine, she is of course known for her eating of the shit sandwich in these Crazy John Waters films. John Waters, maybe the only good thing to come out of Baltimore, except for Monitor records.

red vines These Red Vines, so many persons call me crazy, but I prefer these Twizzlers (esp. Cherry) to Red Vines. However, you go to any movie theatre in the U.S. and it is only the Red Vines for sale. Fa!

the vines- They are some kind of frog-stomping neu-rock Australian group that have these post-Cobain antics on stage. A little bit better than Silverchair.

rank, for your mother

freshly baked...

donuts!
choc chip cookies!
chocolate cake!

Mr. Chimp wrote:Rank three of six Beatles albums!!

Meet The Beatles!
Magical Mystery Tour!
Let It Be....Naked!
Past Masters vol.2!
Anthology vol. 2!
White Album, second lp!

I am to Rank all six of these guy! I feel like to do it, okay?

Magical Mystery Tour: She is only Beatle record to be better as the American way than the English way! The American way, she also include the "Penny Lane" and the "Strawberry Fields Forever" and the "All You Need Is Love" and the so great "Baby You So Rich"! All these songs so great to me. And "The Fool On The Hill" - how is to be beat? She is real great record for my ear all the time! You are number one walrus to me!

White Album #2: Maybe "Sexy Sadie" is most great Beatle song ever? Who knows? I like so much these "Long, Long, Long", "Cry Baby Cry" and the "Yer Blues" and the "Son of Mother Nature". Also, the "Monkey" song is fun craziness and even though I am to hate with my mother's guts the "Revolution #9" and "Good Night" and the "Honey Pie", the White Album number two is number two!

Past Masters vol.2: These song, they are so great. Hey, you guy in band now! You will make song forever and never make so good song as "Paperback Writer" or "Rain"! But you are no to quit! Anyway, these song, so great, but this is not real record. Only money record. Number three!

Meet The Beatles: She is fake American record of the many singles. She is not real record. Only money record. But so many of the great song! If you no to like "I Want To Hold Your Hand", maybe you need to make big move away from me! But no so good as Past Masters vol. 2! Number four!

Let It Be... Naked: She is dumb compromise of dumb album idea that made dumb record first time and even more dumb record now. Hey, Paul M.! Make your great band not to make more dumb money record! Why do you make these money record? How do you make the sleep when you make these money record? Do you need more of the money for the new Heather leg? Anyway, this Let It Be record, she exist in bootleg (as we say in Italia, "legitimate copy under law") in more good way! Buy her instead! Number five!

Anthology vol.2: These song, they are so great. But these record, she is like to look at your diary book. I am no want to see your diary book of sketches and pencil drawings! Come to me with final picture! And maybe is good for someone to hear "new" Beatle song called "Real Love"! But not me! You are dead last number six, Jeff Lynne!

Pick Three of Five Shit Beers for of the Ranking!

Miller Light
Budweiser
Huber
Black Label/Rhinelander (either)
Hamms

Okay, Bah-dee. I try to play game on Internet. I like so much everybody accents, and as Middle Eastern landlord, I am feel among you are my friends.

Okay, Bah-dee, #1: You are the Budweiser, because I watch a bottle of you get shoved up friend's ass by a stripper.

Okay, Bah-dee, #2: You are the Huber, because I buy you for a former stripper I meet at Empty Bottle for one dollar.

Okay, Bah-dee, #3: You are the Hamms, because your name alone remind me somehow of strippers.


Okay, Bah-dee, you think is good I write? Now you try to do also, okay? Here is:

Scott Baio
Ralph Macchio
Don Flamenco (from Mike Tyson's Punch Out)

ah yes ah yes to you!

Scott Baio: for he is my main man, this guy. I think the movie ZAPPED, hey ok, it's one of the best fuckin' movies ever for you! This guy, he has the telekinesis, ok? Does he change the world? NO. Does he create controversy in the realm of modern science? NO. He snaps off cheerleaders' bras, this guy, with his power. What a funny guy this guy!

Don Flamenco: He make the funny face when you punch him with UPPER CUT. I like this guy.

Ralph Macchio: He bad actor guy. He look two years old perpetually, eh? Karate Kid? I like Bonzai tree better than main lead actor in this film. hey! And then, he have the gorbanzos to take on the Steve Vai in Hell by playing some Brahms on the guitar in "Crossroads?" This fucking guy! What the fuck, eh!?


RANK:

orthrelm (band)
realm of hades (place)
T.G.I. Fridays (eatery)