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A fleeing Al-Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Arab shouted, "Jewish dog! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie.

Camaro wrote:

chingalera wrote:Why did Hitler avoid drinking tequila?

Because it made him mean.

hilarious.

+1

Q:Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

A:'Cos they're ugly and they smell.


Q:What's better than fucking a nine year old boy?

A:Nothing.

shevek wrote:Q:Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

A:'Cos they're ugly and they smell.

you should probably read the thread before posting.

reminds me of a joke:

what's better than one joke?

the same joke twice.

but what's better than one joke?

the same joke twice.

What is the Greek Mr.T's catchphrase?

"I pitta the fool!"

(T standing for Taramasalata)

I went to see the doctor today, and she said "you need to stop masturbating"

"Why?" I asked

She replied, "Because it's very annoying while I'm examining you."

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.

-How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

-You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a box of doughnuts?

You went back out to your car for the doughnuts.

Q. What goes 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA'?
A. A sheep with no lips.


Q. What do fat children do in the summer?
A. Stink.