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Satisfaction, she elude man of large lip and dancing not so good, and after this, she elude the potatoes of Midwest USA not so much as men, more as like the ro-bot! And even after this, she elude the Cat Power, who take name from hat worn by red of necks men and saying on it "CAT Diesel Power", I see so many of these hats, so many.

But satisfaction, she no eluding the rankings of!

1. Having to stressfully travel somewhere for an hour and getting there on time!

I think a few year ago, this one, she is not first, but instead last! Yes! At this times of before, I not to understand what is "stress." But now, si, I understand so well! The stress to feel, and then to feel not anymore, this is of feelings very best feeling.

2. Full but not too full!

Mama, she try so hard to make me full insides with so much the food, even more than so much-a the bull shit of Olive Garden, you know this place? But she cannot. I am eating so much, I am of full but not of much full, and the satisfactions she is okay, very good!

Being right (validated) in conversation/discussion/argument

Right? What is? I no think there is a thing like this, "right." One day, is right, next day, not so much right. I am not caring so much. I have to make last.

Now for maybe:

Ernie Ball
Ball State University
Uncle Ernie

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to say 'pardon my french' when use of the f-word!

to be kiss and to say 'i want to rock and roll all night / and party every day!' can a man not party AND rock and roll at the same time? is not rocking and rolling partying?????? w...t...f?

to say 'safety' when gas is made by yourself from your nether region, even when no one can hear this gas to come out



We gotta soma catching upa ta do, eh?! I like to begin by say that I areally enjoy these rank agame. Perhaps I win home version ona Price isa Right one day, rigatzi.

Alora, without a question the number one is a to say 'safety' when gas is made by yourself from your nether region, even when no one can hear this gas to come out:

These remind me of a time when ayoung aRezavani was in these freshmen year high school. We play the doorknob game all faghina time. The primo part is these school only have a one doorknob - behind a gymnasium. I can tell you, if you geta caught make a fart in my school, you run like a Abebe Bikila, or you catch a pound! Va bene!


2. to be kiss and to say 'i want to rock and roll all night / and party every day!' can a man not party AND rock and roll at the same time? is not rocking and rolling partying?????? w...t...f? These a not such the conundrum you might athink. These Kiss, as much as Rezavani donna listen anymore, these Kiss maybe know a thing or due about party all the faghina time. I think amaybe these clown face rocka warriors prefer to differentiate the powerful moments of rocking the crowd into the uproarious frenzy as documented they have done and these times which are meant for the Peter, Paul, Ace, and Gene private party time, which of course occurs during siesta, like a-we do in Italia.

3. to say 'pardon my french' when use of the f-word! This one isa fuckin bullsheet, so I a put it lastly. Pardonne mya fake italiano, sheet.


So much ranking to do, but please to rank these very fruity individuals when available:

Darryl Strawberry
Fiona Apple
Rip Taylor
Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
Go You Sox

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wtfh? are we still alive to play RANK!?!?!?!

ernie ball, for the guitar string of ernie, they have at times been of some use to me, tho i use only the ghs (bass) and d'addario (baritone guitar) now. however! d'addario, they break all the fahgina time!!!!!!! do ernie's balls come in size for baritones guitar?????? WTF?

ball state university, she is amazing massified name for state school. all the girls, she go to tit state. haha. so second place!

uncle ernie, he is creepy pervert, who has never to make guitar string for me or even a pick. LAST for the childs molester.
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darryl strawberry, he was genuine to be a great player one time!!!!! remember him and the dwight gooden? they were to be great, but the cocaine, she has to beckon them with her diamond-encrusted pinky fingernail and her mirror eyes! don't go to her, darryl and dwight! but it is too late. does darryl have aids or something like that? he was very sick....anyway, so sorry for you darryl. i like to watch you play the baseball when you were the good, so you are number one.

fiona apple, she is ludicrous for many reason, but there is kernel of soulfulness in her music, tho it is very repetitious and not too interesting to me. she has the big lips. and she is maybe 1/4 as good as carole king! so this is to say! congratulations! you are second place, fiona!

rip taylor, he is sidekick homosexual in many movies of barely passing interest to me if that. i am happy for him to be so merry and gay with his handlebar mustache! but me, so much i do not care!!!!!!! a jolly last place to you, rip!
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PLEASE RANK!

yao ming!

free roaming on you mobile phone!

foaming body scrub, apple/kiwi scent, seen while using the bathroom of a metrosexual of your acquaintance!

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Darryl Strawberry
Fiona Apple
Rip Taylor



This rank, she is a tough bag of suck! No the good kind of suck neither.
Unfun suck!

I will rank the unfun as thusly:

Rip Taylor You sir, are of the strange, mostly fruit grandfatherness with the bad wigs and moustache - sir, you have more guest spots on the screen as self than action roles and the magic glittering pixie dust that flows from the fingers of the wig man. You have the funniness of one who had the funniness back then but also the strange of the one who has been of the funniness too long, now made it anti-fun! You are first fun sir or ma'am as your behind closed doors interests me not! You have the fun but with the strange unfun way but still with the fun

Darryl Strawberry You of the baseball once largeness of great, and then the fun coking and unfun falling, and then the fun recovery and playing and then the unfun coking and fun whoring and then the unfun recovery and rehab, and then the unfun thrown out of the fun rehab for the fun coking in the unfun rehab. You have it, sir, the sad, but you also have it the memory of the excellentness of sport sir. Heal and teach the children, Mr. but first peace and no fun or unfun cokingness! You are of the second with the fun and unfun battles.

Fiona Apple You so thin you no eat so much! You makea the sad screech music with the keys of 88! You of the long rambling adolescence on the awards shows? Hey! Where-a you latest recordings? Thats-a right, nowhere! Nowhere!! Unfun the thirdly.


Rank it sirs with the fun/unfun dyad!!


Favorite US National Parks!
US Cellular Field!
US Maple!


Rank 'em public persona as Icon model for teens!!

Sid Vicious
Britney Spears
Edward Vedder



Rank the ways to worth a picture one thousand words!!

Photography & developing film!
Scanning and photoshop!
Drawing and other art!
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Mr. Chimp wrote:Rank 'em public persona as Icon model for teens!!

Sid Vicious
Britney Spears
Edward Vedder





okay I make this for the ranks!

Edward Vedder, okay this guy, he obviously a chooch-bag, you know want hate the guy, but he do stuff sometimes that it make my eye do a hard roll, but so I think his heart in the right place (at least out of these three). Also, I admit as a teen this guy he my role model and I no turn out too bad! Okay so he make the first in the rank

Britney Spears, okay, so I no have young daughter, I have no daughter at all, but maybe I have a small, daughter, maybe then I think Britney she no good role model, cause she pretty much a skank and a dimwit, but like I say, I have no daughter, but also Britney she better than Sid! Okay she second by default!

Sid, out three I guess I listen to music Sid "play" the most, (he's no glen matlock) but I think maybe it bad that kids they turn Sid into an icon because he a junkie and if he had the chance he would steal yr stuff and hit you w a chain belt! That's no good for a role model! Also Sid he was a dummy! Kids don't look up to a dummy! Sid is for three in this rank!

okay, ciao

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Ha, bella rank, Snr. Weissenberger! I'll rank these flowers on the wall..


Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one- These, not a bad way to spend some time, if you are maybe on a long plane ride and for no sleep to be had because of the bad in-flight Britney Spears movie!

Smoking cigarettes- These, bad for your health, maybe, but sometimes ok! Depend on these tobacco!

Watching Captain Kangaroo- Remembering these man from days as a bambino, ok, maybe you are not so fun way to spend the time?

rank, these song of killing!

'killers' (shellac)
'killer mchann'
'psycho killer'
Tiny Monk site and blog

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mattw wrote:'killers' (shellac)
'killer mchann'
'psycho killer'


okay hey I ranked this killer songs!

killers by the shellacks, for me this song in the place of one in the rank because tho this maybe not best shellac song or even well known shellac song and I no hear it so often it is always in me head. I mean to say for me this song, like is sort permenant stuck in my head! is strange no? maybe I for the insane place soon, who knows! I rank it for one

psycho killer by talk too much the heads, normally I no like these heads for the talking, for me they so smarty, they think they brains so big! I think, they think they better than the classical? but this song, she a good song, this song too I sometimes I find myself singing "fa-fa-fa-fa" for no reason somtimes! I even rip this song off for one of my own songs, tho not so much as anyone they know, I no want to be getting sued! this the best sound heads talk they do so for me this is second

killer mchann by the jesus lizards, I make to rank a jesus lizard song in the third? I am for the insane house soon! this she a good song, maybe she even a great song, maybe is no for me to say, she a song I like fine, not as much as the other songs maybe, I dunno. Is third, but third she is no bad all the time, sometimes the rank is hard to make, in rank you play favorites, the classical he no like to play favorites, the classical he try and be fair guy all the time, but rank, is the whole point, you make the favorites! sometimes is hard! but I still love you jesus the lizards! I love much!

okay I finish the rank
Ciao!

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Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one!
Smoking cigarettes!
Watching Captain Kangaroo!


Okay, Bah-dee!!! I tell you what, sheet, it make me sad to hear you speak of the Comiskey. What can I say, bah-dee, I am the nostalgic bastard. Then, I look at your location and it say Boise and I tell to self, "Oh, my friend Brad, you are in Boise." This also make me sad. But then I see you give such good ranking to National Park and I tell to self, "Oh, my friend Brad, you are in Boise." This now make me happy, bah-dee, goddamn. Okay, the fahking rank, sheet. I switch to fake italian, okay, bah-dee, and I make the rank for you!?

1. Smoking a-cigarettes. These isa one of my a-favorite pasttimes. Many of you a-say to me, "Hey, Rezavani, what you smokin for, these a-so bad for a-you." To these I say, fuckyou, you motherfucker, I know these. What, you think I don't know these? But I'm gonna tell you something. When I have the great sex with the lady, or I have delicious italiano meal and I'm so full, or I have first glass of wine of the day, my cigarette, she make it a-so much better. These is like I leave my bullsheet behind just for a second and I'm a-very happy. This nice feeling get me through a lot of bullsheet, no? I know, you are-a my friend and you no want me get cancer, si? Well, I promise you I'm a-gonna quit, but for now it's number one rank, okay?

2. These-a other 2 ranks, the more time I look at them, the closer they get to one another, and the closer they together get to 'up an ass'. But I go with the 51 card solitaire for rank 2. This game such a waste of time. My father teach a-me the fake italiano work ethic, and it makes me sad when some one don't use the time wisely. But, I am guiltly of enjoy this game. If it's a-missing low card, it make these much more interesting, interesting enough for number 2.

3. Captain Kangaroo. Oh, crapito, Bob Keeshan, I thought you hada died years ago. But a month ago I find out you only dead now. I thought I remember when you die, I was not too sad. Now I find out you are dead, and I really don't care again. I admit, I watch you when I am molto piccolo Rezavani, but you not as memorable as Electric Company and Sesame Street and Mister Rogers. I rank you just above Romper Room, which I believe it fell out of a horse's asshole.


Please to rank:

Alex Rodriguez trade to Yankees
Babe Ruth trade to Yankees
Rezavani's idea of Alex Rodriguez endorsing Baby Ruth candy bars with stock footage of Babe Ruth pitching to A-Rod after eating the candy.

Please to also rank inkjet printers:

Epson printer
Hewlitt Packard printer
Any other printer

(please to help Rezavani purchase the good new printer)
Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
Go You Sox

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electrons wrote:Please to also rank inkjet printers:

Epson printer
Hewlitt Packard printer
Any other printer

(please to help Rezavani purchase the good new printer)


This is quick rank:

Any other
HP
Epson.

i'm on my third hp ink jet. cheap printer is like the bic lighter or a drug presciption: no refill, buy a something new.


rank the peters:
Peter TOSH
Peter SELLERS
Peter FRAMPTON.
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