justinc wrote:rank the peters:
Peter TOSH
Peter SELLERS
Peter FRAMPTON.

O-che! justinc, I make these rancchi for you.

The Sellers Peter, he is to me some kind of poet. Or dolphin of comedy world. So many the kind laughter which also makes the not-laughing part from the mind to enjoy. So many! "Birdy num-nums..." Che piedi de maille! I am to laugh just on thinking of her! Also can be to make a man cry real tears of sad. Sellers Peter, you are the number one!

The Tosh Peter he is some kind of asshole. When the Bob Marley die, the Tosh Peter he say "maybe now someone else will get some attention..." This is some cold kind of blooded. The Marley Bob, he is maybe closest thing the reggae has to Stevie Wonder kind genius. I think maybe is only good kind of reggae. This Tosh Peter, he is for many the pot-heads some kind big guy. Big guy for potheads. So these are bad stories for the Tosh Peter.

But the Frampton, he is for many ways terrible. The music -- che baccala! The music alone is some kind of bad. But the song "I'm in You..." So many the young girls to have first awkward sexual penetration with also this song play on the radio-car. So many. Is beautiful. I sometimes wish I can sing this song at some moment d'amore. "How you like? You like? Is good? ... May I sing for you as we go forward in our love-make? Si? O-che, here goes, Mi Amore... I'm in yoooo..."

But I am never to do it. Maybe tonight... Anyway, also the Framptone pedals are so good on the guitar. So you are number two! Tosh Peter, you are number three!

So, I am to rank the white guy Frampton Peter ahead of the reggae guy Tosh Peter. I am uncomfortable from this like it is almost racist to say the Tosh Peter is more worst than the terrible Frampton Peter. But she is!

Very soon I am able to cut off the last of the blackened toenail from doing the stupid kick-save while shagging balls for Electrons outfielder practice. Coach Rezvanini hits so many the fungoes and the Javier, he has the hose for sure. So I have my hands full the balls from the so-many fungoes, and the Javier, he throws the cannon-fire hose ball, and I am to kick-save instead of catch. This is in the July. So now the toe, she is almost back to normal.

Anyway, please to rank these baseball mis-haps:

You are catcher without a cup! Foul tip!
You are choke-up and swing into ball with knuckles!
You are foul tip into your own ankle!

I no include kick-save because maybe nobody else is so stupid to do it.

Ciao! Rank!

steve...you have to say peter of framptone, he make 'i am in you' record!!!

holy shits! i have said, many rank ago, this album is by ANDY GIBB!!!! I AM WRONG!!!! at least i have to save my dignity by to see this myself and correct on my own error.

the baseballs mishaps:

foul tip into own ankle, this thing, she happen to every baseball player at some time in his time to play baseball. the big pro guy, he make this even sometime. is a hurt to make this, but ankle she is thick, and most of time she is a blow that is a glance to hit the ankle. so not so bad, and not to be embarrass of this! number one (least of bad to do).

choke up and hit knuckle on ball, this is second place. she show some kind of not so great hand to eye coordination, so is more of an embarrassment than freak happening of foul tip. and she happen when you choke up on bat, meaning you are to not twirl the bat like a cobra bobs his head, whilst holding the knob in your hand. so is either more girlish or more 'old school,' but let's say girlish, so is also maybe for some ways more embarrassing. and this is DIRECT contact with fragile part of the body! and probably will break the knuckle! so second place.

the to play catcher w/o a cup, this is terrible idea, steve! do you ever to have children? well, play the catcher w/no cup if you are not to do this! or ever to make beautiful love to a woman or even yourself! i have many times to play catcher, always w/cup. and i have maybe a few times to take foul tip on my cup, and it hurt so bad even this way! to have no cup, this is to roll on ground, to go AAAAAAAUUGHGHGHGHGHH very softly, whilst teammate they say to you 'don't rub it don't rub it.' NO GOOD!!! third place.

I find this old rank floating around so I capture this guy and present him to you:

Batman – He is the number 1. Especially the Adam West Batman. The Adam West Batman he have costume that make me laughing. The Adam West Batman he have talking that make me laughing. He have The Robin. The Robin he have costume that make me laughing. The Robin he have talking that make me laughing. The Adam West Batman TV show is very good. Very good! The Adam West Batman has no the super powers! Just the super belt and the super gadgets and the super Alfred. This is very good!

Spiderman – The Spiderman is pretty good. He also no have the super powers! He just have the costume with the suction cups or something and the web shooting thing. The super costume. This is pretty good!

Superman – The Superman me no like this guy. The Superman guy he is just strong, flying dork. Strong, flying dork in lame costume. Super lame costume! He have the super powers. But the Batman and the Spiderman no have to have the super powers! The super powers are bullshit! The Superman is bullshit!


Now you rank these Simmons guys:

Joseph “Run” Simmons
Richard Simmons
Gene Simmons

stackmatic wrote:
Now you rank these Simmons guys:

Joseph “Run” Simmons
Richard Simmons
Gene Simmons

okay stackmatic I for you make this rank! I also mail you cds one of these days! I am so lazy! I have no good excuse! Forgive me! okay rank!

joseph "run" simmons, okay I say rap is crap, I stick by this, but run dmc they no so bad! as a youngster I enjoy them and maybe they influence my dress as adult for I make wear black very often and also a fedora! okay so maybe unconcious influence! my shoes have laces tho! but still run! (how he get that name run, run is no name, is verb! strange!) he place the first

gene simmons, okay this guy he total asshole! he asshole on npr even! he have sex w/ so many women and he no very attractive man, in fact he ugly, ugly man! also the tongue! the tongue and he make for to spit the fake blood also! and fire!, but he a part of worst rhythm section ever! carducci say they sit on turntable like a turd made by dog! this is so true! so why second in rank? this morning I see "lick it up" video on tv (side note: always since small boy I dream brick layer cake make to cover "lick it up" this for me would mean a happy death!) and I laugh so hard at the gene simmons! he so stupid I laugh! he second in the rank

richard simmons, this guy he love asshole! but not so funny to me! for me richard simmons seem very sad, pathetic, man who wish he was barba striesand and for to have sex w/ the david letterman! this very sad! also the shorts, he wear the shorts so short, he the opposite of guys from helmet! but so, he not funny for me I make him last in rank!

okay ciao! stack I for to send you cds soon! maybe!

how about..

lou ferrigno
lou diamond phillips
lou barlow

ray mancini
man ray
ray manzarek

aaron! thiese are great of ranx.

lou barlow, he make a tantrum many time onstage whilst in the band called sebadoh, cry for the not so loud monitors and so forth. this is to be a small baby in public. and i think perhaps this is selfimportant nonsense sometimes. but he has made some few songs that i think are good songs! i have listened to them! i have liked them. and i have gone to see this band, sebadoh, one time on the very day when i was married. so this is nice. so lou, you are nubmer one in this little rank.

lou diamond phillips, he would play role of joel r.l. phelps if someone made docudrama about joel phelps' life. he was a richie valens one time, in la bamba movie. i did not believe he could play guitar! he also has lost his wife to another woman, the melissa etheridge! and his wife, she was to be made the pregs by david fahgina crosby!!! this is indignity for man to bear with grace, but he has not to be arrested for driving with drink or for making a long crack cocaine binge in the chateau marmont. so you are number two, ldp!!!!

lou ferrigno, he was hulk, but i don't know, this was nice. but billl bixby, rip, he was personality behind hulk. and i am not so inspired by tv hulk. so third place!!! but r.i.p. if you are dead, lou!

stackmatic wrote:Now you rank these Simmons guys:

Joseph “Run” Simmons
Richard Simmons
Gene Simmons

This Rank. I will make her so nice.

Joseph "Run" Simmons: Okay. Maybe he now make of the sad Dr. Pepper ad. Maybe now his Run-DMC has to become no so good. Maybe his DJ brain go on console for to make mix. But this time, so long ago, Run was THE KING OF ROCK IN HIS ADIDAS! Oh my god! It is always to make of the happy when I am to hear this song:

"Now we rock the party and come correct
Our cuts are on time and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect"

Run is to make me so happy with this song! And so many of the other song! So Joseph "Run" Simmons, you are the Peter Piper Rock the House I'm Not Going Out Like That Rock Box number one of Rank!

Richard Simmons: You are wisp of curly girl man. You wear crazy the crazy clothes. I no sure you real uomo. These thing, no so good. But maybe Richard Simmon is to make some fat guy to be skinny happy because to have "Sweated With The Oldie". Hey! Maybe this fat guy get so skinny happy that he get to make of the beautiful love to a woman! He no so fat so more! Hey! Bravo, Richard Simmon! You okay to get fat guy to make of the beautiful love! Number two!

Gene Simmons: Ah! Maybe the guy of most ugly and stupid ever! Hey, is true! I guess he make one okay "Destroyer" record with the Kiss, but he pretty much so much the loud, the stupid and the useless. Maybe he real rich. Maybe he make so much of the beautiful love. Maybe he catch tongue fire in tall snake shoe. Who care. Number three.

Okay! You are to Rank these prison "girlfriend" for you to make the beautiful love in prison! You in prison FOR ALL LIFE!

Teddy Pendergrass!
Christopher Reeve!
Stephen Hawking!

I am agreeing with Signor Midgette about the I'm In You of Andy Gibb. Many rank ago, I do this. But yes, it is song of Frampton! Maybe, could two songs of same title be? In such pain, the head!

But such laughter at comparison of Sellers Peter, who I am so much to love, to a dolphin! She is okay, the head!

But I am speaking before of pain. Of pain!!! So I think again of this, and I rank again the baseball pains:

1. Foul ball hits ankle: I put of this pain the high ranking, for reason very personal. Maybe not really deserving this place, but for me, yes! First is, because when I read I think of play-offs of baseball 3 years in past, of Yankees (no good!) against Athletics Oakland (so good!), after game of goomba Giambi not sliding into plate, so sad, I am attending this game and I am not to believe this, in front of own eyes!
Off the track, I am getting! So, game next, very old pitcher from Cuba, he pitch, and Jermainea Dyeovanni, he foul pitch, not off ankle but off Shin! And he to break it, the shin! And after this, he go from so good player to much terrible! And Athletics, no more do they have winning chance! And when I read the rank about foul pitch off part of leg, I am to cry real tears of man! Even though part of leg is wrong!

2. No cup, foul tip: This pain, so much deserving to be first! Put it there I cannot!

3. Choke up, hit knuckle: This pain, is so great, there is of no mistaking of this! When I am seeing the professional baseball in my person, and the plate to sit behind, I to imagine, some-a time, batter is myself, and I have so many fears of the fastball "in on the hands." I wonder to self-a-mio, how hitters are doing this, and not of great fear? But, other pains are even worse, I am thinking!

A possible rank please for you-

-Significant other out of town for several days!
-Favorite garment just back from dry cleaner!
-Living in a town many year, but going to some part of it for first time!

Angus Jung wrote:A possible rank please for you-

-Significant other out of town for several days!
-Favorite garment just back from dry cleaner!
-Living in a town many year, but going to some part of it for first time!

oh mr jung this rank you ask of us I want to make love w/ it! I be very gentle! I promise! okay!

Favorite garment just back from dry cleaner, this come first in rank! what could be better! maybe if dry cleaning very low because you have many coupons? who knows, who cares! right know I have on sweater that I pick up on Tuesday from dry cleaner, no, I no wear this sweater the sweater she is cuddling me! This feeling she is great, rank number one!

Significant other out of town for several days! okay mrs the classical she my wife and I love her, but she gone for several days I have whole apartment to self! The bed she seem so huge I am lost in it! No fighting for blankets! Is all for the classical alone (and the dog too, okay and probably one of the cats)! Also to I make to play whatever record I want, whenever I want! Plus when she come home is good too! Oh I have missed her! Happy! bu this still not as good as fresh dry cleaning!

Living in a town many year, but going to some part of it for first time-this she rank third because maybe this place you go to for first time despite maybe even living right near it, maybe there is a reason you no go there! maybe is like a mall that is real crummy or there is no good record store over there so what fahgina reason you go there if no good record store? or like you maybe have ex-someone who live there? I dunno, so this third in rank!

okay ciao! I go back to my sweater!