When I was 12 I got 2 holes-in-ones in the same season. Haven't come close since.

Oh, and I'm too cool for school.

while surfing the internet site of this girl i used to hang out with, i came across a painting of me she did as part of a showcase of her ex-boyfriends. it's actually a pretty decent painting, but it felt odd to find out about it in such a roundabout way (i was never told about it by anyone personally).

can you link us to her site?

I once created two human beings in a single night, using only my penis.

I'm sure red wine and a nice meal were involved. And, possibly, a woman.

I like toast.

i've played jazz piano in estonia and wrestled with beautiful artschool girls on the gulf on finland.

my great uncle was a senior imagineer at disney-- did work on fantasia, sleeping beauty, a collaboration with salvador dali, some other neat stuff.

my uncle was a roadie/wrangler for the crue on their girls girls girls tour.

i'm more or less married to the coolest sweetest smartest most amazing girl in the world.

i get to go on tour for 7 weeks & still keep my health insurance.

there's more, but i need to pack.

i once rode in an airplane with andre the giant.

ben wrote:i once rode in an airplane with andre the giant.

Was that a "jumbo jet"?

hench wrote:i get to go on tour for 7 weeks & still keep my health insurance.

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I don't know you, but if this is true I am jealous

I did coke with former Miss America Ali Landry.