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The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:45 am
by Arson Smith_Archive
The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
(no preference - flip a coin I don't care) (3A) v. (14A)
tightest diaper (4A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A)

The Stack Division

Gin Make Sin (16S)
Permanent Suckadelic (15S)
Wear Pajamas to School (14S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Ter-Fucken' (5S)
This Panther Knows Portuguese? (6S)
Fuck You and Your Impregnable Fortress! (10S)
Gentle Fudge (9S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Cup of Soot (14W)
Crucifixion Fluffer (4W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)
Chain Gang Gang Bang (6W)
Shortbus Mutiny (10W)
Show Your Work (math rockers) (9W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Diarrhea Piñata (14J)
Crass Crown (13J)
Practice Wife (12J)
Limbless Contessa (6J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Tit-Flap Excuse (9J)

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:49 am
by AlBStern_Archive
Day 1 has come to a close. Lots of upsets and a couple of ties that I was forced to break (You're welcome Which base is fingering? and Coldest Breasts ever....and Book Reference Book).

Day 2 brings a number of interesting matchups, highlighted by the Jung Division's battle of Test Fuck (5J) v. Practice Wife (12J).


DAY 1 RESULTS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. defeats Guard Your George Foreman Grill 24-0
Punch You Face Me defeats Better Never Than Laettner! 21-3
Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla upsets People for the unethical treatment of Tom Skilling 13-10
tightest diaper defeats The Distracting Thoughts of the Rite-Aid Guy 17-7
people, hi-five the pope defeats Lithp 17-6
Pelt-Lobber upsets Bring Me the Head of Barry Bonds 17-7
Pant Gift defeats Cigar Store Aborigine 18-5
Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A) defeats Stephen Hawking's Joystick 18-6

The Stack Division

Wyaoming defeats Gin Make Sin 15-9
Roboweakling (2S) defeats Permanent Suckadelic 17-7
Which Base Is Fingering? defeats Wear Pajamas to School 13-12
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal upsets Inside The Actor's Studebaker 18-6
Owl Botherer upsets Ter-Fucken' 15-9
Book Reference Book defeats This Panther Knows Portugese? 13-12
Coldest Breasts Ever defeats Fuck You and Your Impregnable Fortress! 13-12
Gentle Fudge upsets Paulina, Melvina, and Lunt 16-8

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth defeats Ailing Raccoon 19-5
Fyddylstyxx defeats The Bronson Pinchot Explosion 19-5
Curry Favor defeats Cup of Soot 14-10
Botanical Bulls upsets Crucifixion Fluffer 15-9
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself defeats McGiblet 17-7
VanDerSnatch upsets Chain Gang Gang Bang 12-11
Kinko's f*cked up my order defeats Shortbus Mutiny 14-10
Show Your Work (math rockers) upsets Skirt of Pee 13-11

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down defeats odd sandwich habits 18-6
The Queen Is Dad upsets Not Drowning, Waving 17-7
Emergency Turban defeats Diarrhea Piñata 13-11
Test Fuck defeats Crass Crown 19-5
Practice Wife upsets Slap Your Own Chaperone 15-9
Limbless Contessa defeats Pole Positioned 13-11
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win defeats The Ayatollah Khomeini for Dummies 19-5
I Want to Sink Your Sailboats defeats Tit-Flap Excuse 17-7

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A) v. Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A)
Punch You Face Me (2A) v. Pant Gift (7A)
Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla (14A) v. Pelt-Lobber (11A)
tightest diaper (4A) v. people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S) v. Gentle Fudge (9S)
Roboweakling (2S) v. Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Which Base Is Fingering? (3S) v. Book Reference Book (11S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S) v. Owl Botherer (12S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W) v. Show Your Work (math rockers) (9W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W) v. Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W)
Curry Favor (3W) v. VanDerSnatch (11W)
Botanical Bulls (13W) v. Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J) v. I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J) v. lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J) v. Limbless Contessa (6J)
Test Fuck (4J) v. Practice Wife (12J)


Voting begins now!!!

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:56 am
by scott_Archive
The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
tightest diaper (4A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
Owl Botherer (12S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Practice Wife (12J)

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:02 am
by MTAR_Archive
The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Practice Wife (12J)


onward!

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:09 am
by endofanera_Archive
DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Which Base Is Fingering? (3S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J)

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:17 am
by Cranius_Archive
The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
tightest diaper (4A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Roboweakling (2S)
This Panther Knows Portuguese? (6S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J)

Some very tough decisions!

I feel the comedic power of Danzig is unstoppable, at this point.

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:19 am
by bumble_Archive
Fuck you, Danzig.

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S)
Roboweakling (2S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
Owl Botherer (12S)


The Weissenberger Division

Show Your Work (math rockers) (9W)
Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Limbless Contessa (6J)
Practice Wife (12J)

Edited for Book Reference Book

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:20 am
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
AlBStern wrote:This Panther Knows Portuguese? defeats Book Reference Book 12-11


This Panther Speaks Portuguese? (6S) and Book Reference Book (11S) each received 12 votes. Book Reference Book received votes from the following:
1. kerble
2. cranius
3. sunlore
4. christopher_dragon
5. mr. chimp
6. the classical
7. timmx
8. stackmatic
9. tmidgett
10. bumble
11. andrew l.
12. steve

I see only two possible solutions:

1. Form two twelve-piece bands of these names, each made up of the folks who voted for that name. Book a show for each band for the same night at separate venues in Boise. See which show Bradley R. Weissenberger attends.

2. Al B. Stern votes to break tie.

Respectfully,
Linus van Pelt

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:22 am
by Andrew L_Archive
DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
tightest diaper (4A)

Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
This Panther Knows Portuguese? (6S)
Owl Botherer (12S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
VanDerSnatch (11W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Practice Wife (12J)

The 2005 EAMUBN64NSET Thread!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:23 am
by AlBStern_Archive
AlBStern wrote:
Linus Van Pelt wrote:
AlBStern wrote:This Panther Knows Portuguese? defeats Book Reference Book 12-11


This Panther Speaks Portuguese? (6S) and Book Reference Book (11S) each received 12 votes.


I'm looking into it. If that's true, I'll break another tie.

Thanks LVP