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53Alec Mackaye getting a bit fucking sick of Ian stealing his band-mates.
"first it was eddie janney, then everyone in the faith - now it's amy farina"
"first it was eddie janney, then everyone in the faith - now it's amy farina"
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54Little Man In Boat Claims He Gets No Respect
"I'm sick and tired of being rubbed the wrong way," states C. Litoris
"I'm sick and tired of being rubbed the wrong way," states C. Litoris
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Shin guards for all!
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56Stevie Nicks Shaves The Dead
"I have proof its what they would have wanted" says singer.
2001 Real, Moon Landing Fake
Yells clairevoyant Kubrick fan.
"Why Wont It Go Away?"
Asks boomerang champion.
Blues Guitarist Worried About His "Tone"
After-Dinner speech lacked "warmth" reports crowd
"I have proof its what they would have wanted" says singer.
2001 Real, Moon Landing Fake
Yells clairevoyant Kubrick fan.
"Why Wont It Go Away?"
Asks boomerang champion.
Blues Guitarist Worried About His "Tone"
After-Dinner speech lacked "warmth" reports crowd
My pretty pony! Why, Zorak, why? You could have had any woman you wanted! But you chose the woman I love almost as much as I love myself! You ruined my life, you ruined her life, and now, I'm going to ruin your life!!!
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57vockins wrote:Mob Burns Stevie Nicks At Stake
wow, that is some funny, funny shit
ok, this is horrible:
Kanye West Mistakenly Crucified
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58Wilson Pickett Dies As Striking Hookers Picket Wilsons
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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59Birds Migrate For Reality TV Show
"We feel that this show will give our avian friends an opportunity to develop, and to discover who they really are."
Chairs Set "To Double In Popularity By 2008"
Area Man Wins Solitaire, Proclaims Victory For Luddites.
Livingstone Joins Rolling Stones
Jagger: "It just seemed a logical step".
"We feel that this show will give our avian friends an opportunity to develop, and to discover who they really are."
Chairs Set "To Double In Popularity By 2008"
Area Man Wins Solitaire, Proclaims Victory For Luddites.
Livingstone Joins Rolling Stones
Jagger: "It just seemed a logical step".
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60Hamas Sells Out
After decades of independent terror, stalwart indie-terrorist group Hamas has joined the major leagues. "It has become obvious that State-sponsored terror is the only way to be taken seriously in the contemporary moment," said an unapologetic Sheik Mohammed Abu Teir. Asked if democratic legitimacy would undermine the group's credibility, the Sheik responded in typically elliptical fashion, "We have become the administration . . . international law must be disregarded democratically… popular consent and sharia law... together we shall overcome."
After decades of independent terror, stalwart indie-terrorist group Hamas has joined the major leagues. "It has become obvious that State-sponsored terror is the only way to be taken seriously in the contemporary moment," said an unapologetic Sheik Mohammed Abu Teir. Asked if democratic legitimacy would undermine the group's credibility, the Sheik responded in typically elliptical fashion, "We have become the administration . . . international law must be disregarded democratically… popular consent and sharia law... together we shall overcome."