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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:42 am
by Arson Smith_Archive
Various EA Forumers Unclear On Onion-Style Headline Humor

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:10 am
by Chapter Two_Archive
“Stitch that!” Embroidery expert wins world headbutting contest

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:06 pm
by tommydski_Archive
Alec Mackaye getting a bit fucking sick of Ian stealing his band-mates.
"first it was eddie janney, then everyone in the faith - now it's amy farina"

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:42 pm
by Christopher_Dragon_Archive
Little Man In Boat Claims He Gets No Respect
"I'm sick and tired of being rubbed the wrong way," states C. Litoris

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:49 am
by holmes_Archive
shellac put out new album!

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:20 am
by Bartok_Archive
Stevie Nicks Shaves The Dead
"I have proof its what they would have wanted" says singer.

2001 Real, Moon Landing Fake

Yells clairevoyant Kubrick fan.

"Why Wont It Go Away?"
Asks boomerang champion.

Blues Guitarist Worried About His "Tone"

After-Dinner speech lacked "warmth" reports crowd

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:42 pm
by km_Archive
vockins wrote:Mob Burns Stevie Nicks At Stake


wow, that is some funny, funny shit


ok, this is horrible:



Kanye West Mistakenly Crucified

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:48 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
Wilson Pickett Dies As Striking Hookers Picket Wilsons

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:23 pm
by HCT_Archive
Birds Migrate For Reality TV Show
"We feel that this show will give our avian friends an opportunity to develop, and to discover who they really are."

Chairs Set "To Double In Popularity By 2008"

Area Man Wins Solitaire, Proclaims Victory For Luddites.

Livingstone Joins Rolling Stones
Jagger: "It just seemed a logical step".

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:49 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
Hamas Sells Out
After decades of independent terror, stalwart indie-terrorist group Hamas has joined the major leagues. "It has become obvious that State-sponsored terror is the only way to be taken seriously in the contemporary moment," said an unapologetic Sheik Mohammed Abu Teir. Asked if democratic legitimacy would undermine the group's credibility, the Sheik responded in typically elliptical fashion, "We have become the administration . . . international law must be disregarded democratically… popular consent and sharia law... together we shall overcome."