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by slowriot_Archive
coupon the movie.
"and you'll never beileve the surprise ending... where THIS happens!"
any of the ronnie dobbs sketches, but especially the one where they're recording overdubs for the cop show. "can't a man drink his beer in silence? / can't a man crudely lie and scream? / can't a man control his bitch with violence? / y'all are brutalizing me."
the lie detector sketch, with "...it's crack. it gets you really high" and, "have you ever taken a train and eaten it, piece by piece... AFTER you just derailed it with your penis?!"
the faux-hemingway sketch describing the sound of the lion's roar...
the devastator, as mentioned above... "the altered state of druggachusettes" sketch, the law school sketch ("...you will leave here with your heads full of SOUP...")... the class trip up teacher's mom's asshole.
i can't see how anyone wouldn't like this show. i'll admit there are sporadic moments when david cross comes off like a one-dimensional turd, but everything from the fake commercials for goods/services to the long musical numbers has at least one (if not many) brilliant, quotable line(s).