Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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electrons wrote:
3rd Bass (MC Serch) wrote:She says she's pure from legs to her thighs
And we should talk over some chinese and fries
I tell her to step, but hey that's the scene
Cause she ain't nothin.. but a Brooklyn Queen



We should talk over some Chinese and fries? Fantastic.

That is a classic NYC reference. I love 3rd Bass.

Ladies Love Cool James wrote:I'm That Type of Guy

You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, stay inside
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy

You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, the puddin is delicious
You're the type of guy that has no idea
That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneakin in from the rear
I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't
And look in the places that your boyfriend don't
You're the type of guy to try to call me a punk
Now knowin that your main girl's bitin my chunk
I'm the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady
Their boyfriends are borin, and I can drive em crazy
You're the type of guy to give her money to shop
She gave me a sweater _kiss_ thank you, sweetheart
I'm that type of guy

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
You're the type of guy eatin a tv dinner
Talkin about... goddamn it, i'ma kill her
I'm the type of guy to make her say, why you're illin, bee?
...you're the type of guy to say, my lower back is killin me
...catch my drift?
You're the type of guy that likes to drink olde english
I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper
You're the type of guy to say, what you talkin bout?
I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
I'm that type of guy

I'm that type of guy
You know what I mean?
Check it out...

T-y-p-e g-u-y
I'm that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye
Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted
But when I screwed her, you couldn't understand it
Cause you're the type of guy that don't know the time
Swearin up and down, that girl's all mine
I'm the type of guy to let you keep believin it
Go 'head to work, while I defrost it, and season it
I'm that type of guy

I'm that type of guy

Know what I mean

I'm that type of guy

So ridiculous

So funny
I don't know
Come on down
Yeah
Like real cool, you know what I mean?
I like just going to your frontdoor ringin bells
And just like, ha, leave...


If a guy ever said to me that the puddin' is delicious, I would definitely go out with him.

I would also see a band called "Puddin' Is Delicious"
I make music/I also make pretty pictures

Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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Surfrider wrote:One hope.

One quest.

Witness the Pitness?
"You need Americans to make you look good, don't ya?
British emcees too proper for ya?
Not like The Streets, who talks like a Cockney,
Aren't ya from Birmingham, ya knob? Ye get meh?
We don't give a frig about ya friggin' arials,
So stick it up ya arse with ya Pirate Materials.
What "Street" ya from, Coronation Street?
Shag Vera Duckworth on yer day off?

Witness the Pitness"

His debut album was It Takes A Nation Of Tossers. Not Crap.

Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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steve wrote:Having read every single word in this thread, I am more convinced than ever that I have not missed a goddamn thing by not acquiring a taste for hip hop.

You all are totally fucking welcome to this retard babble. Enjoy it in whatever sneering, you're-making-me-embarrassed-for-you way you can.


Apparently for Steve, Rudeboy Remmington of Urban Dance Squad wrote:
This is all about music how to use it, they call it songs
if a rapper doesn't sing, well they call it wrong
while Remmington raps on, coming on strong
critics let their face grow long
face my music for once - I doubt if you can
you've been brainwashed too much as a public man

Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
Go You Sox

Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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steve wrote:Having read every single word in this thread, I am more convinced than ever that I have not missed a goddamn thing by not acquiring a taste for hip hop.

You all are totally fucking welcome to this retard babble. Enjoy it in whatever sneering, you're-making-me-embarrassed-for-you way you can.



I never gave a shit about hip hop til I met some people from one of the shittiest estates in Teesside, North Ormesby, who listened with open ears to the stuff I was listening to at the time - hardcore, mostly - which they wouldn't have listened to in a million years, but we talked about why it meant something, etc. The trade off resulted in me getting a real sense of why the stuff they were listening to meant what it did to them. They were very critical of a lot of it too, not just listening to any old twat talking about his guns and bitches.
I posted the Brand Nubian lyrics, but if I really wanted to post something that justified hip hop I'd have posted something by KRS-1.

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I have ceased lurking to explain the following thing to you bastards:

1. The Coup, goddammit.

Coming home don't never seem to be a celebration
Bills they piled up on the coffee table like they're decorations
Big ol' spoons of peanut butter, big ass glass of water
Makes the hunger subside, save the real food for your daughter
You feel like swingin haymakers at a moving truck
You feel like laughing so it seems like you don't give a fuck
You feel like getting so high you smoke a whole damn crop
You feel like crying but you think that you might never stop
Homes with no heat stiffen your joints like arthritis
If this was fiction, it'd be easier to write this
Some folks try to front like they so above you
They'd tear this motherfucker up if they really loved you


2. Scarface, godammit.

Imagine life at it's full peak
Then imagine lying dead in the arms of your enemy
Imagine peace on this earth when there's no grief
Imagine grief on this earth when there's no peace
Everybody's got a different way of endin' it
And when your number comes for service then they send it in
Now your time has arrived for the final test
I see the fear in your eyes and hear your final breath
How much longer will it be til it's all done?
Total darkness and ease be at all one
I watch him die and when he dies let us celebrate
You took his life, but his memory you'll never take
You'll be headed to another place
And the life you used to live will reflect in your mother's face


Back to the background.
It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid.
-- W. Herzog

Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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RZA in "Wu-Tang Ain't Nuthin Ta Fuck With"

I be tossin and flossin
My style is awesome
I'm causing more Family Feuds
Than Richard Dawson
"And the survey says"
"You're dead"
The fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head


C-Murder in "Y'all Heard Of Me"(Not that this is intelligent or anything, it's just the way he says this just sounds so cool)

I spit that gangsta
Fuck that hip-hop
I'm bumpin' gangstafied beats
That make yo head bop


The main reason that sounds cool is because the album was recorded illegally during prison visits so C-Murder has to whisper these lines so as not for the guards to hear him. It's very tense.
Pre-Natal Pretties Northeast Regional Champ 1988

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I like Immortal Technique.

I pledge no allegiance, nigga fuck the president's speeches
I'm baptized by America and covered in leeches
The dirty water that bleaches your soul and your facial features
Drownin' you in propaganda that they spit through the speakers
And if you speak about the evil that the government does
The Patriot Act'll track you to the type of your blood
They try to frame you, and say you was tryna sell drugs
And throw a federal indictment on niggaz to show you love
This shit is run by fake Christians, fake politicians
Look at they mansions, then look at the conditions you live in
All they talk about is terrorism on television
They tell you to listen, but they don't really tell you they mission
They funded Al-Qaeda, and now they blame the Muslim religion
Even though Bin Laden, was a CIA tactician
They gave him billions of dollars, and they funded his purpose
Fahrenheit 9/11, that's just scratchin' the surface

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steve wrote:Having read every single word in this thread, I am more convinced than ever that I have not missed a goddamn thing by not acquiring a taste for hip hop.

You all are totally fucking welcome to this retard babble. Enjoy it in whatever sneering, you're-making-me-embarrassed-for-you way you can.


Haha.....brusque but well-put, Albini. I hearken back to this post of yours. Also well put.

Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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matthew wrote:
steve wrote:Having read every single word in this thread, I am more convinced than ever that I have not missed a goddamn thing by not acquiring a taste for hip hop.

You all are totally fucking welcome to this retard babble. Enjoy it in whatever sneering, you're-making-me-embarrassed-for-you way you can.


Haha.....brusque but well-put, Albini. I hearken back to this post of yours. Also well put.



I find it funny that you look down on homosexuals, yet you have no problem sucking steve's dick.



Faiz
kerble is right.

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kerble wrote:
matthew wrote:
steve wrote:Having read every single word in this thread, I am more convinced than ever that I have not missed a goddamn thing by not acquiring a taste for hip hop.

You all are totally fucking welcome to this retard babble. Enjoy it in whatever sneering, you're-making-me-embarrassed-for-you way you can.


Haha.....brusque but well-put, Albini. I hearken back to this post of yours. Also well put.



I find it funny that you look down on homosexuals, yet you have no problem sucking steve's dick.



Faiz


Dude, quit trying to cock block Lil' Matty
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