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Do you have any brothers or sisters?
3 sisters, one brother.
When was the last time that you've cried?
Properly cried? Not for ten years.
Do you post on any other forum(s) and if so, which ones?
I think I have one in my sig. I used to post on the sonic youth board but I got fed up of it.
What was the last good CD/LP that you've purchased?
Bone Machine - Tom Waits
What do you see if you look directly to your right?
The whole room is to my right. Guitars, amp, drums, stereo, cds, books, clothes, etc
What was the last book that you've read?
Currently reading The Old Man and The Sea. I'm sure most people read it in one sitting but I get distracted easily.
Are you single or in a relationship?
Single.
Oustide of this board, what is your nickname?
N/A. My mom and sister call me Sneb sometimes. Neither can remember how it started.
Can you recall your very first music purchse? If so, what is it?
Probably the song about the ninja turtles.
Please list three bands that you enjoy immensely:
The Bad Seeds, Paul Newman, The Shellacs.
Please list three bands that you don't like so much:
The Streets and any other crap my brother listens to.
Have you ever,
Moshed: Y/N
Slam-danced: Y/N
Stage-dived: Y/N
Skanked: Y/N
Break-danced: Y/N
No. Probably moshed a bit in a club when I was 17 or so and RATM came on.
Do you believe in God?
Hellz no.
Do you believe in the supernatural?
No. Nothing is outside nature. If we discovered it existed it would become part of nature.
Do you believe in alien lifeforms?
Highly probable but I don't care enough to think about it.
Have you ever thought about same-sex experimentation? Please be adult and mature about this question.
I've kissed other dudes for a laugh. Does nothing for me.
How do you align yourself politically?
Zapatista.
Have you ever been in a protest march? If so, which one?
Once, May Day. It was quite boring.
How would you describe your parents?
Dad, bald. Mom, chubby. Stepdad, bald and chubby.
Are your parents still alive?
Yes.
Do you drink alcohol?
As a rule, no. But sometimes.
If at all applicable, post a pic of yourself here:
Me and my mom at gay pride about 5 years ago:
What song do you want to be played at your funeral?
Uptown Top Rankin. See me in mi benz an ting.
What color socks are you wearing?
Black.
Are you a handyperson?
No.
What game(s) did you enjoy the most in your childhood?
Sex games. I had my hands in more girls pants before the age of ten than I have had since.
What was the last thing that you said?
"When it gets to that part, remember what chapter it was." (My brother watching my Eddie Izzard dvd to look for the Christopher Walken impression for us to practice. "I had this watch up my ass for 5 years.....don't lick it")
Have you ever spent more than $100 on a pair of jeans?
I've probably never spent more than £10 on jeans.
Describe your favorite band in one word:
Indescribable. Ha!
Are you athletic?
I have a darts players physique.
Are you shy?
What Swede said. Until you know me, then I'm an asshole.
Have you ever been arrested? A Y/N will suffice, but if you feel like expanding on the matter please do.
No.
Why do you enjoy this board?
Because everyone's cool and infinitely smarter than me. I am without a doubt the least educated/intelligent person here. That's not to say I'm a moron, just that this board attracts smart people. I could post on a thousand other boards and be the smartest but I'd rather be the dumbest on an intelligent board.
Thank you, and God bless.
Jah bless!
