That's what I figured out...

Back to the topic, I just hate when boyfriends compared me to some former partner, it's the most annoying thing ever. I think I prefer to be worse than being the same. Ew.

I broke up with her. I guess that really got on her nerves, because I didn't hear from her much after that.

Seriously though, I think I annoy my wife more than I annoyed all my exes put together, but she still is happy with me, because I don't think I seriously annoy her in any way, plus she loves me so much!

Smoking in the bed.



Correction: smoking everywhere, anytime.

I pronounced Daniel Johnston wrong. She would always correct me on this -- somehow I got it in my head that it was pronounced 'DanYELL' (like he's French or something? What the fuck?) Anyway, I deserved the correcting, but I just could never remember to pronounce it right. I think I've broken myself of this mispronunciation.

So there was that... and [EDIT]my[/EDIT] constant crying.

John W. wrote:So there was that... and the constant crying.

yours?

Boo-ya!

[hugs John W., says: "there, there"]

This will sum up my last relationship:

"I'm not getting enough (fill in the blank. With nearly any thing you can imagine...with the obvious and the not-so-obvious)".

Eierdiebe wrote:What are some things you've done (and may even still do) that have annoyed a former significant other?

Not be pretty enough
Not agree with him all the time
Unfortunate tendency to correct his grammar and usage at every available opportunity. (NEVER would I have even CONTEMPLATED such an insufferable habit if he hadn't been such an enormous prick about those things in the first place.)