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Maurice wrote:
instant_zen wrote:i still love that name. Bismuth.

A chemist friend tells me that due to bismuth's crystalline structure, it's the only metal you can "ice" skate on.


that is awesome. and my chemist friend tells me that bismuth is fairly inexpensive...
if i got lasik surgery on one eye, i could wear a monacle.

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Besides the fact that this "band" makes noise that is a horrible excuse for music, I absolutely despise Panic! At The Disco (a fucking exclaimation point in the middle of your name?) and all of their song titles are things like:

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just ...

Just thinking about this band makes me mad.

End note: Upon researching these names on allmusic, I discovered this band's name came out of a song by a band named Name Taken. I went to high school with these guys and I'd also like to nominate them. They chose their name because they were going to play a show and the name they were using previously was already the name of another band- thus Name Taken. Terribly uncreative.
"Mostly boring with sporadic moments of terror"

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panic! at the disco wrote:
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just ...


These are sort of like Don Caballero reject titles.
I make music/I also make pretty pictures

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burun wrote:
panic! at the disco wrote:
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just ...


These are sort of like Don Caballero reject titles.


burun: +20 points.
http://mauricerickard.com/ | http://onezeromusic.com/

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Justin from Queens wrote:There is a metalcore band called "The Devil Wears Prada". I cannot believe this, but I saw their CD in a store the other day.

Incredibly dumb.

= Justin

my dad was telling me about them yesterday. which is strange because I haven't seen him in about 6 years, and we end up talking about metalcore.

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Justin from Queens wrote:There is a metalcore band called "The Devil Wears Prada". I cannot believe this, but I saw their CD in a store the other day.

Incredibly dumb.

= Justin


But good for fooling unsuspecting fools who think they're picking up the soundtrack to the movie The Devil Wears Prada.

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burun wrote:
panic! at the disco wrote:
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just ...


These are sort of like Don Caballero reject titles.


Damon Che could play all of their parts simultaneously and still have a limb free to hold a drink and a smoke.

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