Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:So don't fret! You are in the company of small and defeated men!

Napoleon was taller than you.

But he's saddled with the cold hand so I'd fuck that mutha up.

I think I recall a Joyce quote from a letter to his wife along the same lines as that Napoleon line....

I think we can all agree that there are few things more pleasant in the world than the way a woman feels/smells right after a shower.

...because without the shower they just smell like the dirty whores they really are.

If you don't shower, please wear clean clothes.

Going to shows during these wet, winter months where there's no smoking, really brings this message home.

I was in Portland the other night and although the cigarette smoke killed my lungs, eyes and immune system, there was a certain beauty to the collective smell of everyone. So much so, I bought a fucking jello shot.

A fucking jello shot.

While we are all on the subject of cleaning our filthy bodies...here is my shower arsenal:

Dial anti-bacterial bars.
Pantene 2-in-1 Stronger Hair [I love the way it smells. I have no illusions of it keeping me from going bald.]

I like to keep it simple.

burun wrote:Lush

A friend of ours who lives in London (and also used to work there) gave my wife something called Coconut Smoothie recently and sometimes I open it just to smell. I just looked at their website and saw the word "lemony". "Lemony smell" may be the best two-word combo around. Also, the Coconut Smoothie was made by Sarah in Canada on Nov. 24, 2005. I was confused until I realised they don't have Thanksgiving in Canada.

I shower twice a day during the week, once a day on weekends. I shower in the morning, just soaping the crevis bits and washing/conditioning my hair (why do you think it's so lucious?), and shaving (I touch up the sideburns in the sink). Then when I get home, I just quickly scrub the work filth off of me. About twenty minutes total. It's all a very sexy process.

once a day here.. twice when i was working in a warehouse lifting stuff all day.

i agree that some girls can get away with going days without bathing. i don't know if i prefer it, but it's not unpleasant at all.

I have to shower in the morning. It's the only way to peel my eyes open. If I don't, it's the result of the all-too-infrequent combination of a day off with a stash of good pot.