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The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:58 pm
by Isabelle Gall_Archive
Kaiser Chiefs: FUCK OFF!
Sunday supplement middlebrow lifestyle options: FUCK OFF!
Retards who spit in the street for no reason: FUCK OFF!
Cunts who insist on driving their kids to school in a car so that a journey to work which should take 20 minutes takes almost an hour: FUCK OFF!
Middle management spunk chuggers talking about 'positive changes' and 'personal development': FUCK OFF!
Mobile phone users: FUCK OFF!
Passive, yawning indifference: FUCK OFF!
Networking, it's not who you are it's who you know 'artists': FUCK OFF!
People who are 'heartbroken' after splitting up with somebody, but then start seeing someone else within a few weeks: FUCK OFF!
Physically attractive people who look at you like you're a disgusting piece of shit if you should so much as glance at them: FUCK OFF!
'Free Folk' scene: FUCK OFF!
Feelings of shame, disgust and inadequacy in relation to the opposite sex: FUCK OFF!
Brand new LP, with corners bumped due to shit packaging: FUCK OFF!
Everyone in the UK, with the exception of about five people, being a ridiculous class stereotype: FUCK OFF!
'Property Ladder': FUCK OFF!
'The Culture Show': FUCK OFF!
Vashti Bunyan song in a TV Advert: FUCK OFF!
Oscars: FUCK OFF!
Razorlight and The Zutons can both: FUCK OFF!
Russell Crowe: FUCK OFF!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:08 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
my laziness: fuck off. really. fuck the fuck off.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:22 pm
by sunlore_Archive
People that walk and talk slowly because they are fucking sloths can fuck right off.
White pants can fuck right off.
This so-called winter can fuck right off.
"Small talk" can fuck right off.
Parents who are fundamentally unwilling to work to improve their kids' grades can fuck right off.
The guy downstairs who verbally abuses his wife most every night in a language I don't speak can fuck right off.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:24 pm
by Kayte R.
Creepy ponytail-earring guy at work who tells me not to use the microwave to make food because he doesn't like the smell of pasta??: FUCK OFF!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:25 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
Isabelle Gall wrote:Brand new LP, with corners bumped due to shit packaging: FUCK OFF!
Please allow me to also add:
Brand new CD, with the tray's center spindle things all broken due to shit packaging (and non-replaceable because it's FUCKING GLUED TO CARDBOARD in a shit Digipak® design): FUCK OFF!
Or, for brevity's sake, simply:
Digipak®: FUCK OFF!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:37 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
flavored coffee: fuck off
limp waffles that have gotten cold: fuck off
people who have no sense of art museum etiquette, especially those from Boston: fuck off
rich people and their "crises": fuck off
baltimore pimps: fuck off
anti-intellectuals: fuck off
people who litter: fuck off
ann coulter: fuck off
hillary clinton: fuck off
john mc cain: fuck off
bill o'reilly: fuck off
john kerry: fuck off
microsoft: fuck off
DRM: fuck off
snow that never melts: fuck off
global warming: fuck off
frank lutz: fuck off
suv's: fuck off
disney movies: fuck off
johnny depp: fuck off
keanu reeve's acting teachers: fuck off
gibson guitars with cracked headstocks: fuck off
playing music "for the kids": fuck off
tube amps with crackly volume problems: fuck off
solid state amps that sound like ass: fuck off
taco bells with rats in them: fuck off
taco bell-kfc-pizza hut combo restaurants: fuck off
starbucks in safeway: fuck off
penguin shirts not on sale at least 75% off: fuck off
blown EV15ML speakers: fuck off
swamp butt: fuck off
flat feet: fuck off
body odor: fuck off
stinky feet: fuck off
stale cherrios: fuck off
granola with flax seeds: fuck off
chub rub: fuck off
eating too much pasta: fuck off
nacho cheese sauce after it has gotten cold: fuck off
rotel + velvetta: fuck off
people who keep siamese fighting fish in plastic cups: fuck off
ferrets: fuck off
gold hardware on guitars or drums: fuck off
purple tolex: fuck off
that floor metal covering on mesa boogie heads: fuck off
drum racks: fuck off
more than four toms: fuck off
really small cymbals: fuck off
teal colored basses with five strings: fuck off
dressing like a crusty punk and playing indie pop: fuck off
those huge earrings that leave a giant hole in your earlobe: fuck off
that fucking toe fungus cartoon on that commercial that crawls out from under that yellow toenail: fuck off
rachael ray: fuck off
sandra lee: fuck off
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:57 pm
by jcamanei_Archive
staying in california for another 2 to 3 months before going back to chicago: Fuck Off!
bay area's rain/fog: Fuck Off!
silicon valley: Fuck Off!
sucky ass california pizza: Fuck Off!
u-haul: Fuck Off!
bay area punks: Fuck Off!
thug ass wannabe neighbors: Fuck Off!
gas $3.10: Fuck Off!
record store too far away: Fuck Off!
hard core kids in this bar: Fuck Off!
fake mexican food: Fuck Off!
White Sox not playing the A's in Oakland until like August: Fuck Off!
can't record shit for now: Fuck Off!
car's fucked up clutch: Fuck Off!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:22 pm
by 242sumner
I am not interested in playing bizarre sadistic sexual little games with you, Nihil.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:39 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
crap job: fuck off
crap people at crap job: fuck off
crap people at coffee shop: fuck off
crap people driving down the street flipping ME off for trying to cross: fuck off
little shitters with the bass to fucking loud: fuck off
local suburban news: fuck off
Base fare--$2.00: fuck off
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:08 pm
by andyman_Archive
Those people who believe music (at least partly) is about dressing up in the style of the scene they "support": FUCK OFF!