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how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:16 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
DrAwkward wrote:Marsupialized wrote:what, that I like vaginas? I know it's hard to explain to someone such as you with no interest in the femme sleeve, but yes I really do enjoy me a nice vagina.
Ok I'll explain it, you know when you see a giant erect cock? You get that little tingle in your bottom? Knees get a little weak, your mouth waters?
I feel that way for vaginas.
C'mon man. "You disagree with my methods, therefore you must be gay"? Not your best stuff.
No, I just assumed you were actually gay and was trying to relate to you on a level that you might understand.
You are telling me you aren't gay?
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:19 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
If you happen to meet a woman at an astronomers' conference, say:
"Hey baby, your heavenly body is turning my white dwarf into a red giant!"
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:30 pm
by honeyisfunny_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:ADVICE...
GOLD. Absolute gold.
There's a pretty funny issue of Vice with a guide to pulling as well, sounds like Marsupialized probably wrote it.
I also remember an interview where Lionel Richie was asked what his favourite chat-up line was and he replied:
"Hello. I'm Lionel Richie"
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:32 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:No, I just assumed you were actually gay and was trying to relate to you on a level that you might understand.
You are telling me you aren't gay?
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:33 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
honeyisfunny wrote:Marsupialized wrote:ADVICE...
GOLD. Absolute gold.
There's a pretty funny issue of Vice with a guide to pulling as well, sounds like Marsupialized probably wrote it.
I also remember an interview where Lionel Richie was asked what his favourite chat-up line was and he replied:
"Hello. I'm Lionel Richie"
that magazine is a pile of horseshit, I wouldn't use that magazine to wipe my spent seed off a fat women's belly let alone allow any of my ideas into it.
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:36 pm
by yaledelay_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:If you happen to meet a woman at an astronomers' conference, say:
"Hey baby, your heavenly body is turning my white dwarf into a red giant!"
is there anyway I can just kill this thread???
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:38 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
yaledelay wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:If you happen to meet a woman at an astronomers' conference, say:
"Hey baby, your heavenly body is turning my white dwarf into a red giant!"
is there anyway I can just kill this thread???
I'm sure once everyone sees that you do not approve of it it will die anyway
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:39 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Boss people around and generally be an asshole. Chicks dig guys who know how to boss others around.
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:39 pm
by trilonaut_Archive
yaledelay wrote:is there anyway I can just kill this thread???
hitler's favorite pickup line was...
how to hit on someone and not come off a complete idiot
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:41 pm
by yaledelay_Archive
trilonaut wrote:yaledelay wrote:is there anyway I can just kill this thread???
hitler's favorite pickup line was...
I wonder what I could change the name of this thread to so that it just dies...