RAAR! We are the PRF! We hold disproportionately strong opinions on the wholly mundane! RAAR!

Miracle Whip is good on ham. Mayo is good on cow- and fowl-based lunchmeats, and burgers.

And yes, MW does not claim to be mayo.

zom-zom wrote:Oh, and that "veganaisse" and other assorted hippie condiments can eat a bag of dicks.

But dicks aren't vegetarian.

wellsyuk wrote:Oh my god I tried this when I was in America thinking it was mayo.. and wondered - what the flying fuck is this horrible stuff, what is it?!!
You really cannot top Hellman's mayo.
They should call it 'Miracle shit mayo imposter'..

When a Brit criticizes your food, you know you got troubles.

mattw wrote:

Personally, I prefer Vegenaise. Though regular light mayonnaise isn't that bad. Keep the Miracle Whip away from me.

That stuff is good, but it's not much different than regular old mayo in that both are like 90% vegetable oil. No wonder they taste the same.

I tried Miracle Whip once because of the ads - supposed to be better than mayo. Did not like.
As a kid I loved a bologna on wonder bread with hellman's.
Damn old age and sticking to a healthy diet!
These days the only time I have mayo is if there's a cold cut spread. Not bad on a hot dog either.
Also, 1000 dressing on the Rick Reuben sandwich to which I treat myself every few weeks or so.

Dave/Eksvplot wrote:

etch wrote:...I can tell horror stories of the stuff we would eat at my house growing up. We would get food poisoning on a regular basis as my Mom insisted on cooking the food early in the day to 'get it over with' and then letting it sit on the stove for four hours or so.

Sorry to hear your mom wasn't the best cook while you were growing up -- that's gotta be tough, man. Shit. Kinda humiliating in a way but at least you've got those stories.

Mother may or mayonnaises been on speed or coke... or the occasional 8-ball... no pun intended (NOT)

P.S. One's a dressing... DUH!!!!

etch wrote:
I will never knowingly eat it again but I can tell horror stories of the stuff we would eat at my house growing up. We would get food poisoning on a regular basis as my Mom insisted on cooking the food early in the day to 'get it over with' and then letting it sit on the stove for four hours or so. Tasty!

My grandmother did the exact same thing. She also put a package of hotdogs, plastic wrapper and all onto the grill one time.

zom-zom wrote:Aioli

yes yes. great with spicy fries. and several other things i'd imagine.


i never buy or use Miracle Whip. fine in a pinch... i guess.