diego wrote:The Eagles - Hotel California.

I can't fucking stand this song!!!! And it's 6 minutes long!!!!!!

I totally agree, it's very close to careless whisper.

every song by the Bloodhound Gang. I could kick these guys for hours without getting tired.

bassdriver wrote:every song by the Bloodhound Gang. I could kick these guys for hours without getting tired.

shit, there's so much sucky music out there.

Minotaur029 wrote:

J. Burns wrote:"Indian Summer" by Beat Happening.

I have only listened to it twice in my life. Twice is plenty.

No way, dude. This song is NOT CRAP.

yeah man, that song one of the most NOT CRAP things ever.

i would love to say "my humps". i think i lose precius brain cells every time i hear some seconds of it. and seeing people singing it... oh man, now THATS how people actually listen to music.
then, i agree with "we build this city". it´s atrocious.

That hit by New Radicals.

I can stand a lot of shitty music. I'm all right with fuckos with no integrity generating pap for money. But that New Radicals song really irks me. That guy is on the punch list.

Superman by Five For Fighting

Hey Jelousy by the Gin Blossoms

Breakfast at Tiffany's by who knows and who cares

Hotel California is really lame, and anything by Staind and AFI come pretty close, but, as I've written before in this forum, the absolute lamest song I've ever heard is the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Knock Me Down." There is nothing - NOTHING - in this song that isn't hilariously overcooked drivel.

Kyle Motor wrote:That hit by New Radicals.

I can stand a lot of shitty music. I'm all right with fuckos with no integrity generating pap for money. But that New Radicals song really irks me. That guy is on the punch list.

"we'll kick your ass in." ARRRRRRRGH ARRRRR GRRRRRRR GO SIT ON A FIG!!


also, chumbawumba's "tubthumping" makes me frown at puppies and life.

alex maiolo wrote:Hands down, Walking In Memphis, by Mark Cohen.

It is a sentimental, precious, utter piece of shit.

The piano riff, if you listen, is just Heart and Soul.
So we're off to a bad start...
Then we hear about this guy who flys to the "land of blues," and talks bout Beale St. like it's anything but a tourist trap.
It's spiritual.

He name checks Elvis, some household name blues guys, and blue suede shoes. I think he says something about cornbread or soul food too.

The thing is, this song *has* no soul. None. It's just pap designed to make housewives dig on this so-called romantic image. It's like writing a song for little girls called "The Day The Kitty Cats Played Dress Up In Rainbow Pony Land."

I come across it far too often. I never listen to the radio, but I hear it a few times a year just walking into the wrong store at the wrong time. It makes my stomach hurt.

How this can be called "music," other than in the clinical sense (it is played on instruments and follows a song structure) is beyond me.

This guy *wishes* he were as good as Barenaked Ladies.
Yes, it's that bad.
And it sold a squillion copies.

I WIN.

-A

Alex wins, sure enough.

for 2nd place though, I nominate that fuckin' jittery, too peppy and bouncy "Life Is A Highway (I wanna ride it all night long)" song - fuck man, some people probably think that is ROCK-N-ROLL. ARGH!

maybe for 3rd all time shitbeast song I'd choose that "HEY UMM MUM MUM A WAY HEY WY HEAAY... LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN" dreary piece of filth.

4th place: that god-damned never-ending chorus fuckstain "SAY IT LOOOOUD... SAY IT CLEEEEAR....." - fucking Mike & The Mechanics, is it? Stick your spanners up your arse, sideways, please.

Marsupialized, you are in the ballpark, but I have to put those four above as absolutely worse - those four are liable to make me snap off someone's car radio knob, 'cause I try to change the station so fast.

"Jeez, chill - there'll be a different song on in a few minutes..."

"NO, FUCK YOU." <click>

(Barenaked Ladies tune can be 5th in my book perhaps.)

#6 then might be any rendition of "Give me the beat boys and free my soul...." FUCK THAT SONG AND FUCK RADIO ALL RADIO STATIONS WHO PERPETUATE ANY OF THESE SHTTING IN MY EAR OR PIPED IN AT THE GROCERY STORE OR ELEVATOR OR ANYWHERE.

FUCK.

That stupid "Don't Drink the Water" song, or whatever its called, by the Dave Matthews Band.

Absolutely hate it.

Dave Matthews should have his windpipe crushed in a vise.