Here's my mantra:

FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET.

John C3 wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

night_tools wrote:

John C3 wrote:

Champion Rabbit wrote:

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Or iffe yore stoole be shades of grasse,
take a strimmre to yore asse.

Iffe yore turdes be darkest blacke,
it's tyme to cutt the Guinness backe.

Yore poohe be a drybbling ryvver of alien umber,
Fryde chicken from thy diet must ye stryke asunder!

And when yore flowe doth fade to greye,
Yore inne Visage; goe awaye.

lolle

B_M_L wrote:I’d only just got a good flow going when a snake came slowly winding out of the bushes. I’d obviously disturbed its sleep. I was utterly terrified, frozen still, unable to breath, but unable to run as I was in full pee flow now.

Are you sure it wasn't a trouser snake? You didn't say it was very small, did you?

Regarding flushing the toilet, I prefer to see water in mine when I go to the toilet. I wouldn't be too impressed to see piss in the bog round at someone else's gaff.

Tommy Alpha raises a good point about splash-backs. I was in a hotel recently where the toilet water was hot which made for relatively pleasant splash-backs, assuming the tank had only filled shortly beforehand.

What I've always wondered about toilets is: why is there standing water in them at all times? Why not just an empty bowl where piss can run straight down the drain, and that lets out water upon flushing solids - enough to carry away the solid, and leave an empty bowl?

(Ed. - The Crap, Not Crap toilet.)

magilla wrote:What I've always wondered about toilets is: why is there standing water in them at all times? Why not just an empty bowl where piss can run straight down the drain, and that lets out water upon flushing solids - enough to carry away the solid, and leave an empty bowl?

(Ed. - The Crap, Not Crap toilet.)

For one, the water prevents the smell from coming up through the sewers.

magilla wrote:What I've always wondered about toilets is: why is there standing water in them at all times? Why not just an empty bowl where piss can run straight down the drain, and that lets out water upon flushing solids - enough to carry away the solid, and leave an empty bowl?

(Ed. - The Crap, Not Crap toilet.)

Because it's not a drain that runs straight down.

simmo wrote:I don't flush after pissing at home, but do in public toilets. However, Dindon will have none of it.

IT'S BECAUSE YOUR PISS STINKS YOU IDIOT. I don't want to walk in my bathroom to have a nice bath or whatever and being agressed by the amoniac smell of your urin!

Grrr

Dindon Shazwan wrote:

simmo wrote:I don't flush after pissing at home, but do in public toilets. However, Dindon will have none of it.

IT'S BECAUSE YOUR PISS STINKS YOU IDIOT. I don't want to walk in my bathroom to have a nice bath or whatever and being agressed by the amoniac smell of your urin!

Grrr

May I just add to my NC earlier that no men live in my house so the smell is not an issue. However, I am aware that mens piss is a vile, stinky abomination.

Skronk wrote:

This dude is asking for trouble.

Boombats wrote:

Skronk wrote:

This dude is asking for trouble.

It's the most elaborate bong I've ever seen. I bet a hit off one of these things SLAYS.