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Marsupialized wrote:Lemmie guess, red line tap is in wrigleyville?

No, it's in Rogers Park, off the Morse red line stop. But, what's the difference?

So, anyone notice that it's probably the "singer" who wrote that bio? It totally reads like a guy with a small penis and a big ego.

I don't know why, but I'm listening to their music right now. I'm high and it's still not good.

I've played with equally horrible bands like this more times than I'd like to say. You know you're doing a good job when you find you haven't seen or heard a band like this in a while. This is the type of music that is so uninspired that I want to crawl into a dark, hidden place and die.

I tortured myself by listening to the bands myspace pages linked in this thread.

Orion Pax is god awful. I would be very embarrassed to be included on a bill with this band (no offence BBGS). They're not good musicians (even though the drummer cite good, but wanky musicians), the singer is terrible, they're cocky (I don't know how they can be when they're so wretchedly horrendous), they listen to horrible music, they're christian, and they think their music is unclassifiable "high art". I have a genre for you... it's called SHIT ROCK! Many reasons to hate this stupid fucking band.

Reptiles was some bland, boring, two-note hipster fodder. They listed some decent influences, but it won't help the fact that they create terribly uninteresting music with awful lyrics.

Peachcake sucked really bad. More hipster B.S. Another terrible vocalist, and that "hey. could you turn up the music a little bit? thanks..." actually appearing in their recording made me want to blow my brains out. You fuckers aren't witty. I don't know how you have over a million plays. Maybe its from people on message boards saying "hey... this band sucks, don't they?" and posting a link to your myspace or other dipshits like yourselves who think they're being ironic latching on to your trendy crap. Fuck you, Peachcake.

I've played with Still Not Sexy. They're a bunch of douchebags.

http://www.myspace.com/stillnotsexy

Still Not Sexy HAS A NEW ALBUM ON THE WAY!
Punk / Crunk / Thrash

"We Make Friends, Not Fans. And We Love You For It!"

THE BAST DAMN TOWN, CHICAGO, Illinois
United States

Give me a fucking break. I want to punch each one of these morons in the face for being so incredibly stupid. Glad to see you're proud of being from "THE BAST DAMN TOWN, CHICAGO". Fuck this band.

We played with these guys once--M.U.S.T. (Men Under Sexual Tension) from Madison. I think they are broken up now because i can't find a website or a MySpace page, just the Maximum Ink (local douchenozzle Madison toilet paper rag) article in that link.

Read the article, it's a scream. Here's the photo from it if you need convincing:



Please note that they all have MUST tattooed on their goddamn arms for the rest of their lives. Also note: the chick was not in the band when we played with them. Either she wasn't ready to play out yet, was unavailable that weekend, or had already left the band because one of the guys tried to fuck her; i'm not sure.

I should also note that they all were Very Nice Guys and i think they liked us, so i feel a little bad mentioning this. I sort of feel like i'm picking on a Special Olympian because he can't play baseball.

DrAwkward wrote:We played with these guys once--M.U.S.T. (Men Under Sexual Tension) from Madison. I think they are broken up now because i can't find a website or a MySpace page, just the Maximum Ink (local douchenozzle Madison toilet paper rag) article in that link.

Read the article, it's a scream. Here's the photo from it if you need convincing:

Please note that they all have MUST tattooed on their goddamn arms for the rest of their lives. Also note: the chick was not in the band when we played with them. Either she wasn't ready to play out yet, was unavailable that weekend, or had already left the band because one of the guys tried to fuck her; i'm not sure.

Mueller, formerly of funk-rockers, Fungusamungus...

that's all I had to read

Still not sexy is awful, really awful

Marsupialized wrote:Mueller, formerly of funk-rockers, Fungusamungus...

that's all I had to read

But there's so much more!!

“We're doing it to get our art, insights, and mission to the masses. We're almost like mediums, channels for a higher purpose, not just a bunch of guys onstage to get laid.”

We're playing with the King Hen tomorrow night here in Kalamazoo. Glad you guys liked them.

Back home it was always a treat when a band had a "manager" and the manager felt it necessary to give us pointers on our set, on the number of times we said the name of our band, and on girth.

These bands will remain nameless, as I'm sure they're all accountants or lawyers in "the cities" now.

Ike

DrAwkward wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Mueller, formerly of funk-rockers, Fungusamungus...

that's all I had to read

But there's so much more!!

“We're doing it to get our art, insights, and mission to the masses. We're almost like mediums, channels for a higher purpose, not just a bunch of guys onstage to get laid.”

Mueller goes on to describe their mission as one that is “Empowering people to live the life they choose, to accept the reasons of who and why we are. We want to affect the people in the Midwest, fill the void where anything and everything is possible.”

wow they are like Jesus

Ike wrote:We're playing with the King Hen tomorrow night here in Kalamazoo. Glad you guys liked them.

yeah they said they were headed your way
Tell them BBGS says hello

DrAwkward wrote:

...Either she wasn't ready to play out yet, was unavailable that weekend, or had already left the band because one of the guys tried to fuck her...

No way did that happen. Look at the photo.

DrAwkward wrote:We played with these guys once--M.U.S.T. (Men Under Sexual Tension) from Madison. I think they are broken up now because i can't find a website or a MySpace page, just the Maximum Ink (local douchenozzle Madison toilet paper rag) article in that link.

Read the article, it's a scream. Here's the photo from it if you need convincing:

Please note that they all have MUST tattooed on their goddamn arms for the rest of their lives. Also note: the chick was not in the band when we played with them. Either she wasn't ready to play out yet, was unavailable that weekend, or had already left the band because one of the guys tried to fuck her; i'm not sure.

I should also note that they all were Very Nice Guys and i think they liked us, so i feel a little bad mentioning this. I sort of feel like i'm picking on a Special Olympian because he can't play baseball.

Grey Haired guy was really cool and could play the fuck out of a guitar (and was actally tastefull about it) I kept thinking what the hell is this guy doing in a band with these douches? Did help have to do community services for some crime against music or something? I just didn't get it...

Checked out their page..oof, suck. Though I have to admit my bio for my solo thing is also pretty corny. I wrote it in a generic press kit style.. in the third person but sometimes you just have to make yourself throw up a little.