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Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:10 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Hexpane wrote:which would you rather splash on your face or brush your teeth with? obviously vomit, but lets remove that from the equation for the moment.
let's remove it yes, but let us watch this first
http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2005/sex-vomit-queens1-p1.php
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:20 pm
by Wyle_Archive
o shit, i think that's grosser than poop sex. It's pretty close, but i now have a phobia of kissing asian women. I see your point of washing hands, i might do it a bit more now... maybe. And as long as a person doesnt have Dick cheese on his penis, They can rub their cock on my face anytime.
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:30 pm
by newberry_Archive
I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?
I don't mean to get too personal, but do you ever receive fellatio?
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:38 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
I can usually piss without touching my dick, but I still wash up. You know why, cause there are dirty door knobs and shit everywhere near bathrooms.
Also, one consideration: Belts.
Belts have got to be some nasty, fecal coliform, urine stank, jizz and pussy juice covered metal badges if there ever were ones.
How many of you wash your hands before buckling up? All that juicy goodness, dried up and fermenting for YEARS on your belt buckle, yeargh!
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:57 pm
by Hexpane_Archive
newberry wrote:I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?
I don't mean to get too personal, but do you ever receive fellatio?
Absolutely, but I always wash my dick first, and balls too, hell I scrub my taint w/ soap and water before sex, I dun wan her gettin a wafe. But we are in love, she isnt some random indian contractor at work who puts boogers on the stall wall
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:07 pm
by newberry_Archive
But we are in love, she isnt some random indian contractor at work who puts boogers on the stall wall
I agree putting boogers on the wall is really gross, but what does their nationality have to do with it?
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:15 pm
by The Code is Almighty_Archive
Hexpane wrote:newberry wrote:I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?
I don't mean to get too personal, but do you ever receive fellatio?
Absolutely, but I always wash my dick first, and balls too, hell I scrub my taint w/ soap and water before sex, I dun wan her gettin a wafe. But we are in love, she isnt some random indian contractor at work who puts boogers on the stall wall
You've got problems.
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:44 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Everybody in this thread wrote:I HAVE A CLEAN DICK
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:16 pm
by bumble_Archive
Wyle wrote:I don't think there's any problem with not washing your hands when you pee....
Look, 3/4 of these guys have been fucking Ma Kerble. (The other 1/4 are gay or Mormon.) Ergo, their dicks are dir-tay. Just in case your coworkers aren't chubby-chasers,
you open the bathroom door, no?
Seriously, go ahead and shake hands and grab your junk. Germ babies are everywhere; it's not a big deal. It's most important to wash your hands before you touch your mucosal membranes (mouth, nose). The bathroom is just
the most convenient time to do this.
But then, fuck, apparently bunnies are reservoirs for anthrax. I'm going to go and self-administer a swirlie - it'll be more sanitary than breathing.
Suggestions to combat those who don t wash hands after pee
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:02 pm
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
Boombats wrote: However I keep a clean shaft. Perhaps there are some dirty dirty dicks out there, I wouldn't know.
I keep mine clean as well; I make certain to polish it at least three times a day.