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5221 and i still get carded everywhere.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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53tommydski wrote:Pretty much all the useless forumites are under 30 it turns out.
I was kind of offended by this for a second, but then I realized you're probably right.
I'd rather learn than teach, thank god.
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5525 I can't grow a beard but I have a killer mustache
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I won't lie to you, I don't want to be invisible so that I can expose the illuminati, I just want to see Natalie Portman DJing at her downstairs disco.
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56llllllllllllllllllllllll wrote:tommydski wrote:Pretty much all the useless forumites are under 30 it turns out.
I was kind of offended by this for a second, but then I realized you're probably right.
I'd rather learn than teach, thank god.
I feel the same.
Madness waits for some. It creeps up on others.
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5719. Not bad.
Still got my twenties ahead of me. Full of opportunity and crushing defeats.
10 year plan:
20-22: World famous pop-punk band. Two albums of fine hits. Lots of money. Massive street cred for not wearing Vans or playing Fenders. Depart bitterly citing creative differences. Never return to scene.
22-23: Critically acclaimed and world famous indie rock band with aluminum guitars. One album then fade into oblivion forever.
23-25: Join insanely popular over-the-hill independent rock band as the "crazy" new guy, who saves said band from massively depressing slump. Release solo record of tape loops, noise, and big doses of drone art-rock.
25-28: Write novels and tour the world being called a "genius." McSweeney's and the New York Times alike champion my intellect and poetic and poignant usage of the story of the time I shit my lack-of-pants while fucking.
29-30: Make a strange black and white film which nets many options to work for major studios on big budget projects, while Newsweek calls me a "Renaissance Man."
Twenty-year plan:
31-40: Post daily on EA, grow more crotchety, pray for death.
Still got my twenties ahead of me. Full of opportunity and crushing defeats.
10 year plan:
20-22: World famous pop-punk band. Two albums of fine hits. Lots of money. Massive street cred for not wearing Vans or playing Fenders. Depart bitterly citing creative differences. Never return to scene.
22-23: Critically acclaimed and world famous indie rock band with aluminum guitars. One album then fade into oblivion forever.
23-25: Join insanely popular over-the-hill independent rock band as the "crazy" new guy, who saves said band from massively depressing slump. Release solo record of tape loops, noise, and big doses of drone art-rock.
25-28: Write novels and tour the world being called a "genius." McSweeney's and the New York Times alike champion my intellect and poetic and poignant usage of the story of the time I shit my lack-of-pants while fucking.
29-30: Make a strange black and white film which nets many options to work for major studios on big budget projects, while Newsweek calls me a "Renaissance Man."
Twenty-year plan:
31-40: Post daily on EA, grow more crotchety, pray for death.
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58Steve V. wrote:19. Not bad.
Still got my twenties ahead of me. Full of opportunity and crushing defeats.
10 year plan:
20-22: World famous pop-punk band. Two albums of fine hits. Lots of money. Massive street cred for not wearing Vans or playing Fenders. Depart bitterly citing creative differences. Never return to scene.
22-23: Critically acclaimed and world famous indie rock band with aluminum guitars. One album then fade into oblivion forever.
23-25: Join insanely popular over-the-hill independent rock band as the "crazy" new guy, who saves said band from massively depressing slump. Release solo record of tape loops, noise, and big doses of drone art-rock.
25-28: Write novels and tour the world being called a "genius." McSweeney's and the New York Times alike champion my intellect and poetic and poignant usage of the story of the time I shit my lack-of-pants while fucking.
29-30: Make a strange black and white film which nets many options to work for major studios on big budget projects, while Newsweek calls me a "Renaissance Man."
Twenty-year plan:
31-40: Post daily on EA, grow more crotchety, pray for death.
Good plan. I can see you as a future zom-zom.
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59I'm 41 and have trouble following instructions.
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60otisroom wrote:I'm 41 and have trouble following instructions.
Ahh! Get out of our thread huge prostate dude!
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