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Headlines That Make The Onion Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:09 pm
by Boombats_Archive
big_dave wrote:Trying to pay the rent by gathering together whatever it is that clowns use as currency.

Pies.

Headlines That Make The Onion Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:14 pm
by cwiko_Archive
Johnny C wrote:At least his relatives can all take the one car to the funeral.


Perfect.

Headlines That Make The Onion Appear Obsolete

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:52 pm
by The Code is Almighty_Archive

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:00 pm
by greg_Archive
Marine motorcycle deaths top their Iraq combat fatalities
I wonder if icasualties.org is going to start another table.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:00 pm
by Maurice_Archive
Regarding Kentucky girls' state golf championships:
Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:00 pm
by greg_Archive
"After a year of hiccups, man ready to die"

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
I remember that poster. I love that poster!

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by davesec_Archive
last week there were all those articles titled "study finds bullies enjoy being mean"

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by lemur68_Archive
ERawk wrote:SecondEdition wrote:Arkansas family expects 18th childThe husband's name is Jim Bob.I just saw this article. I remember when they made headlines with No. 17. I would not want to be that woman and if I were, I'd look forward to menopause.

That's the family of the "VAGINA it's not a clown car" motivational poster fame.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
I literally laughed out loud at this CNN headline today:

Palin Decries 'Extreme Partisanship'