MrFood wrote:

simmo wrote:

syntaxfree07 wrote:I pissed in a urinal next to Richard Petty at the Atlanta airport.

I pissed next to Nick Cave at a theatre in Brighton. I kept trying to sneak a look at his johnson because I imagined it to be longf and spindly like his good self. Didn't work though.

I pissed next to Graham Coxon in the toilet at the ICA at a Mission of Burma show. I was quite drunk and I told him he shouldn't have covered 'That's When I Reach For My Revolver'. He stared at me with a mix of amazement and contempt, and someone else in the toilet sheepishly admonished me, I told them both to go fuck themselves.

Me + Beer = Fucking Awesome Guy (F.A.G).

We could start an entire thread of these. "Your pisses with fame".

Simmo- Petty's had sunglasses and a cowboy hat on. I couldn't get down low enough to see if he had a rope tie.

Over 3 years ago I posted this:

Angry_Dragon wrote:I met Richard Belzer when he was filming that HBO show Homocide and I asked for his autograph because I was under the impression that he was Ric Ocasek. He got a little pissed but not really.

and this:

Angry_Dragon wrote:Years ago I went with a friend to see that band Cakelike who were unfortunately playing with The Kelly Deal 6000 and Sebastian Bach was there cuz he's friends with Kelly Deal or something. We stayed for a little bit of her set after Cakelike and I'm standing next to Poison dude. He turns around to look at me, he does the Hail Satan grit/rock/metal thing with his hand, and yells "IT'S JUST FUCKIN' ROCK!" While he is doing this a slew of spittle comes flying out of his mouth and covers my face.

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I don't think I've ever pissed next to anyone important. On the to-do list for sure.

Me and my lady friend once sat at a table eating a chocolate fudge cake, on the next table over was Reg Holdsworth from Corrie. Didn't get to piss next to him tho.

Edit for typing without glasses on

My brother was an extra on Hi-De-Hi once. And I stood next to Malcolm MacDonald while queuing for a pie during half time at St James Park. Also, the Chuckle Brothers once did a talk at my school.

When I went to NAMM a few years ago I'm pretty sure Bushwick Bill asked me where he could get some food.

MrFood wrote:, I told them both to go fuck themselves.

This should have been your opening gambit.

I pissed next to David Yow at a Killdozer show at Lounge Ax some summer night in the '90s.

I let Mike Watt use my bass one night after he left his in Iowa. He kept complaining about the action on stage.

I once recorded/stayed at a studio on Sunset for 8 days. The nasty Jane chick for whom Janes Addiction was named after was there every damn day with her industry stories. Her manager was the owner.

I once laughed out loud at a local bar, at the lead guitar player from Soul Asylum, after he threw a fit for missing last call.

I got Rick Nielsen's autograph at Maria's Italian restaurant in Rockfrd as a kid and forgot it there.

My 15 minutes are way up.

A lot of famous people tend to be dicks. I only have one "pissing next to a famous guy" story and it is fairly disappointing. I stood next to Justin Curry from Del Amitri (who possibly didn't make far out of Scotland) and we talked about 5-asides football.