listed as The Guido Mating Ritual...

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ... oid=118273

chrisc wrote:

From the Hot Chicks with Douchebags thread:



Last night, it occurred to me that this is probably the closest analogy you'll find for Chavs in America.

Red Square wrote:listed as The Guido Mating Ritual...

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ... oid=118273

So good. What a peacock.

trompuss wrote:

Red Square wrote:listed as The Guido Mating Ritual...

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ... oid=118273

So good. What a peacock.

That is so disturbing.

All I have talked about tonight is Guidos.

I'm going to put bronzing pearls all over my face tomorrow then act casual as my girlfriend comes in from work. If she gives me any static, It's just fuckin' Jagerbombs.

blinduncledallas wrote:

trompuss wrote:

Red Square wrote:listed as The Guido Mating Ritual...

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ... oid=118273

So good. What a peacock.

That is so disturbing.

All I have talked about tonight is Guidos.

I'm going to put bronzing pearls all over my face tomorrow then act casual as my girlfriend comes in from work. If she gives me any static, It's just fuckin' Jagerbombs.

I know. I showed some of the pics to my wife yesterday afternoon, then last night I was looking at the thread again and she walked up and said, "you still looking at guidos?" I was a bit embarassed and found myself at a loss trying to defend my actions, all the while feeling like it was distantly connected to racism. Salut, guidos!

There's just something strangely compelling about these weird little fucks.

1. Why on earth would anyone not laugh when you are getting your photo taken with an i-tangerine?

2. Why weren't these people in Cloverfield?

Why did God create hair gel?

So you could spot a douchbag from up to a half mile away.

The polish kids in Burbank looked a lot like this. I don't know how they divided their time between standing in front of the mirror and shopping at the Armani exchange.

Rotten Tanx wrote:And they have girls too! There are girls that think this looks good (on the men; the girls themselves are relatively tan-free).

I don't know that you can deduce that the girls think this looks good. From what I can tell about US high school girls (and I wish I had this realization when I was actually in HS), they don't care what their boyfriends look like; they care about how they look. This is nearly universal for girls in their 20's as well. Don't believe me? Check out myspace. The national pastime for young women appears to be taking pictures of one another/oneself, picking out pictures in which they think they look hot and posting them online.

That said, maybe guido girls are a special breed. If they date guys who spend that much time on their eyebrows I wouldn't be surprised if they help them shave their taint.

Camaro wrote:That said, maybe guido girls are a special breed. If they date guys who spend that much time on their eyebrows I wouldn't be surprised if they help them shave their taint.

Gold! Just picture that dialog for a moment!

This is a New Jersey trend apparently?

Not just indigenous to New Jersey. There is a large colony on the North Shore of Long Island. A fine example of the species would be the douche bag Gotti kids.