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Mandroid2.0 wrote:After 6 months of doing crime scene photography, I hope that she takes an enema.

Yeah, I'd like to see her butthole too.

Making videos of yourself changing clothes is like making videos of yourself playing Van Halen, you want people to see it, you want their attention. She obviously wants some attention. And like everyone said, when somebody wants to kill himself/herself, he/she is just doing that. They don't count days, it's sounds like some sort of a wicked holywood script. She says she's going to kill herself, then some nice guy will come and tell her that she should kill herself, they'd fall in love and that's it.

Please oh please, don't turn it into a trend now!

eliya wrote: She says she's going to kill herself, then some nice guy will come and tell her that she shouldn't kill herself...

FYP. But actually... Maybe it was better before. Someone should tell her to kill herself. Lots of people. (I guess a lot of the comments on her blog are doing this, but--) Maybe we can pressure her into it. Make her feel really worthless. Wouldn't want to disappoint your fans!

Mandroid2.0 wrote:After 6 months of doing crime scene photography, I hope that she takes an enema.

Also, don't shoot yourself in the head. It's usually pretty disgusting and messy.

My wife's father is the medical examiner for the entire UP.
When I went up to meet them, I got him to pull out his big book of death scene pictures. He was excited that someone was interested, went on and on about the circumstances surrounding each one. Woah indeed.

And yes, the shotgun to the head pictures were the worst by far, but some of the car wrecks and snowmobile decapitations were pretty gruesome as well.

Marsupialized wrote:Snowmobile Decapitations

I got my tickets! Doors open at 7pm.

Marsupialized wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:After 6 months of doing crime scene photography, I hope that she takes an enema.

Also, don't shoot yourself in the head. It's usually pretty disgusting and messy.

My wife's father is the medical examiner for the entire UP.
When I went up to meet them, I got him to pull out his big book of death scene pictures. He was excited that someone was interested, went on and on about the circumstances surrounding each one. Woah indeed.

And yes, the shotgun to the head pictures were the worst by far, but some of the car wrecks and snowmobile decapitations were pretty gruesome as well.

When the nice man from the Neenah-Menasha P.D. dropped off the rolls of film each morning, he'd let me know if there was something particularly upsetting in the photos, like organ harvesting or an eyeball out of the socket or such.

I've seen the auto accidents, though I never had a decapitation; just severed hands or feet. It's amazing how far those things can fly in accidents.

The worst thing I ever saw was a hanging. The guy obviously had some enormous addictions ($10K phone bill?). His house consisted of furniture made from concrete blocks and boards of wood, though he owned a really nice stereo system and a vintage automobile from the 1950s (I forget the model).

Dude tried hanging himself in the garage, wearing stone-washed jeans and a Packers sweatshirt (suicides were always more prominent on the Sunday or Monday after a Packers loss). Dude fell off the ladder before he could get his head in the noose. Dude crawled, bleeding from the head, into his vintage car to try to drive for help but passed out and bled/froze to death in the front seat. Dude couldn't even kill himself properly without fucking it up.

Well, it's a 404 Error now, so it looks like she got taken down, or the account was just cancelled.

AnthonyVillalobos wrote:
Holy fuck. Heavens Gate Away team pretty much went all out. Applewhite was a wacky dude.

They better have been blaring Cannibal Corpse's "Gallery of Suicide" while they drank the koolaid.

Everytime I see pictures or video of the house after the mass suicide was commited I cringe. The planning was done so well it trips me out.

Worst Nike commercial... EVAR!!!1!

Robert G wrote:Well, it's a 404 Error now, so it looks like she got taken down, or the account was just cancelled.

Give us back our Jane! Her blogs hadn't even gotten interesting yet.

See, this is the kinda shit that'll make Godspeed You! Black Emperor break up. Now we're just stuck with frickin' ASMZ for eternity... Fuck you Jane!