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I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:19 pm
by matthewbarnhart_Archive
This happened to me once. I came up with "Mystical Trolley of Illusion."

That showed 'em.

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:39 pm
by givemenoughrope_Archive
Now, I'm thinking these sound even fatter and lazier:

"Kick out the Jams, part deux"

or

"Love (still) Hurts"

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:16 pm
by Red Square_Archive
B_M_L wrote:Mean Options -

"Average Rock Sounding Song"
"Crap Song That Only Just Made the Album"
"Skip This Track - It's Average"
"Waste of 3.34mins"
"Steve Albini Does Not Endorse This Kind Of Shit"
"Areosmith recorded this riff in '74 - why are bands still 'writing' it?"


Mellow Stampede is pretty good compared to what they could have got.


don't forget "Filler"...

or steve could just wave a gun around a la spector and we'll see who's in the right then...

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:32 pm
by lemur68_Archive
emmanuelle cunt wrote:'Brutal Teabag' beats it all. With a baseball bat. This is what I have pictured in my mind when I hear this title. A Lipton teabag with a baseball bat chasing and beating people one the street. Not Crap.


I was picturing something a little more...testicular.

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:04 pm
by AnthonyVillalobos_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
emmanuelle cunt wrote:'Brutal Teabag' beats it all. With a baseball bat. This is what I have pictured in my mind when I hear this title. A Lipton teabag with a baseball bat chasing and beating people one the street. Not Crap.


I was picturing something a little more...testicular.



of course you were.

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:59 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
matthewbarnhart wrote:This happened to me once. I came up with "Mystical Trolley of Illusion."

That showed 'em.


Even worse than Steve's.

Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:

Unconscionable Groove.

Incredible.

Actually, maybe Jamathustra is better. But only just.

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:11 pm
by burun_Archive
tmidgett wrote:Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:

Unconscionable Groove.

Where do I send the royalty check?

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:22 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
burun wrote:
tmidgett wrote:Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:

Unconscionable Groove.

Where do I send the royalty check?


I was right in the first place. Unconscionable Groove is the best-ever jam band name. We use it all the time, like weekly.

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:27 pm
by burun_Archive
tmidgett wrote:
burun wrote:
tmidgett wrote:Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:

Unconscionable Groove.

Where do I send the royalty check?


I was right in the first place. Unconscionable Groove is the best-ever jam band name. We use it all the time, like weekly.

So you're telling me to cease and desist.

*sigh*

I think I was just mean

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:03 pm
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
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