Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
52I would not fuck a melon. I think putting that much effort in to masturbation is counter-productive. C'mon, you're carving out a melon! You could pick up a straggler at the local with way less effort AND IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!
well, kinda...
well, kinda...
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:In the 1988 season the Orioles lost their first 21 games to set a ML record for most consecutive losses. I decided then to have their logo as my avatar.
Rock-a-lock
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
53pwalshj wrote:I would not fuck a melon. I think putting that much effort in to masturbation is counter-productive. C'mon, you're carving out a melon! You could pick up a straggler at the local with way less effort AND IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!
You can stick the carvings up your butt.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
54Not that particular melon.
Hey now, that was just uncalled for.
lemur68 wrote:You can stick the carvings up your butt.
Hey now, that was just uncalled for.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
55but it might make things more exciting...
thought i'd put that out there...
thought i'd put that out there...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
56Okay now...what about gourds? Or squash? Like, say, a pumpkin?
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
58Red Square wrote:but it might make things more exciting...
thought i'd put that in there...
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
59Skronk wrote:Not that particular melon.lemur68 wrote:You can stick the carvings up your butt.
Hey now, that was just uncalled for.
Vanilla.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
60someone's not got the kinky...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.