The Michael Phelps Diet
51Back to Michael Phelps: how much does he poop? And why doesn't that weigh him down?
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
The Michael Phelps Diet
52that damned fly wrote:this diet is about what i've heard for any professional athlete. you ever see what a pro wrestler eats?
what about that guy, i forget his name, like super runner, eats while running, loves running 'cause he can order pizzas on the go, devour them while running, runs while sleeping...that shit's insane.
during phelps's downtime i'm sure he eats less. hes near retirement.
also, he's like 23, those youngsters burn calories better than those "aging." plus, again, an actual athlete, not in shape, not fit, his job is to swim. not just well, record-breakingly well. bring in that kind of shape will burn some fuel.
you posted his diet, go find his workout and training schedule.
"After a 4,500 short-course yards moderate morning practice," it reads, "warm-up: 800 mixer on 10:30, 4x150 kick on 2:30 (50 stroke-50 free-50 stroke), 400 pull with buoy on 5:00 (breathe 3-5-7-9 by 100), 200 stroke on 3:00, 10x50 on :45 (2-25kick/25drill 2-25free/25stroke 1-stroke). Main set: 4x50 on 1:30, 1x50 1:20, 1x50 1:10, 1x50 1:00, 1x50: 0:50, 1x50 0:40, 1x50 0:30. Long Swim Down: 100-200-300 pull (lungbusters by quarters), 400 choice kick, 300-200-100 IM Drills."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... tworkfront
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The Michael Phelps Diet
53I wonder if he could eat the entire list of Kuma burgers in one day.
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The Michael Phelps Diet
54unsaved wrote:I wonder if he could eat the entire list of Kuma burgers in one day.
Pish, piece of cake.
The Michael Phelps Diet
55Lonesome Bulldog wrote:unsaved wrote:I wonder if he could eat the entire list of Kuma burgers in one day.
Pish, piece of cake.
How about:
Breakfast- All Kuma burgers, 100% beef version
Lunch- All Kuma burgers, chicken breast version
Dinner- All Kuma burgers, garden burger version
Every single one with a side of fries.
Ugh.
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The Michael Phelps Diet
56unsaved wrote:Lonesome Bulldog wrote:unsaved wrote:I wonder if he could eat the entire list of Kuma burgers in one day.
Pish, piece of cake.
How about:
Breakfast- All Kuma burgers, 100% beef version
Lunch- All Kuma burgers, chicken breast version
Dinner- All Kuma burgers, garden burger version
Every single one with a side of fries.
Ugh.
A feast of such magnitude could make the gods of Chicago roar over ye heavens!
However I would alternate the garden and beef burgers, so as not to get dry-gut at dinner.
The Michael Phelps Diet
59lemur68 wrote:
ETA: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST POST HERE
I'm a little off my nut tonight. Sorry, guys.
Don't lose your edge, lemur. That was funny. Anyone who can't figure out that you're joking needs to loosen up.
The Michael Phelps Diet
60damn.TRIFECTA wrote:that damned fly wrote:this diet is about what i've heard for any professional athlete. you ever see what a pro wrestler eats?
what about that guy, i forget his name, like super runner, eats while running, loves running 'cause he can order pizzas on the go, devour them while running, runs while sleeping...that shit's insane.
during phelps's downtime i'm sure he eats less. hes near retirement.
also, he's like 23, those youngsters burn calories better than those "aging." plus, again, an actual athlete, not in shape, not fit, his job is to swim. not just well, record-breakingly well. bring in that kind of shape will burn some fuel.
you posted his diet, go find his workout and training schedule.
"After a 4,500 short-course yards moderate morning practice," it reads, "warm-up: 800 mixer on 10:30, 4x150 kick on 2:30 (50 stroke-50 free-50 stroke), 400 pull with buoy on 5:00 (breathe 3-5-7-9 by 100), 200 stroke on 3:00, 10x50 on :45 (2-25kick/25drill 2-25free/25stroke 1-stroke). Main set: 4x50 on 1:30, 1x50 1:20, 1x50 1:10, 1x50 1:00, 1x50: 0:50, 1x50 0:40, 1x50 0:30. Long Swim Down: 100-200-300 pull (lungbusters by quarters), 400 choice kick, 300-200-100 IM Drills."
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