A coworker of mine told me that a couple of years after graduating from high school he and a friend were recalling sharing a class with some loud-mouthed bastard named Gabriel Horn, which, had they been on their toes, could have been shortened to something that sounds a lot like "Gay Porn." Oh, missed opportunities.

only makes sense for a loud mouthe bastard to be gabriel('s) horn.

I've worked with:

John Wayne Johnson

Randy Johnson

and finally, my favorite:

Randy Hammer

When I was 13, I mowed lawn and did yard work for a guy named Dick Feast.

Had a manager named Bob Peters

took film production classes where one of texts was The Set Lighting Technician's Handbook, by Harry Box

We've done this before, but I ain't a kerbler.

I was watching the Olympics today and there were two 200m runners. One female, one male:

Hooker

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