The hottest girl I ever banged in my entire life had a black widow spider tattoo right where her pubes would be, if she had any.
How on earth could that not be a good thing?

Marsupialized wrote:The hottest girl I ever banged in my entire life had a black widow spider tattoo right where her pubes would be, if she had any.
How on earth could that not be a good thing?

I know what you mean. The hottest dude I ever banged in my entire life had a tattoo of King Diamond's face on the back of his head, right where his mullet would be if he had one.

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Marsupialized wrote:The hottest girl I ever banged in my entire life had a black widow spider tattoo right where her pubes would be, if she had any.
How on earth could that not be a good thing?

I know what you mean. The hottest dude I ever banged in my entire life had a tattoo of King Diamond's face on the back of his head, right where his mullet would be if he had one.

Early King Diamond or late era King Diamond? I hope to god early or else you have seriously bad taste in men.

Marsupialized wrote:Early King Diamond or late era King Diamond? I hope to god early or else you have seriously bad taste in men.

Early, just like my release when I was starin' at that tattooed visage of the satanic Al Jolson.

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Marsupialized wrote:Early King Diamond or late era King Diamond? I hope to god early or else you have seriously bad taste in men.

Early, just like my release when I was starin' at that tattooed visage of the satanic Al Jolson.

zing!

Zer0 wrote:7. only sailor and whores get tattoos; your not a sailor or whore, are you?

I'm the latter.

I enjoy tattoos if there's something to be said about from where they came. My tattoos are markers of certain events or time periods. If I didn't have a story behind them, I'm sure I would regret them. Honestly, I do have a few tattoos that I don't like anymore, but there was always something going on at the time that had "inspired" me to get it done, so I look back on it and laugh about it, and it seems worth it. Plus, I design mine, so if I hate them later, it's my own fault and, in retrospect, it teaches me to not do the same bullshit again.

[/quote] I know what you mean. The hottest dude I ever banged in my entire life had a tattoo of King Diamond's face on the back of his head, right where his mullet would be if he had one.[/quote]

At least it wasn't King Vitamin. I don't know how I could make it if that smug, cereal eating punk was looking at me while I was makin' sweet love to someone from behind.

so, last time I got a tattoo I was sitting there and this kid walks in...maybe 22 or 3, college kid type...shorts, backwards baseball hat, total douche...anyway he tells the tattoo dude he wants this big ass design on his back going down his spine...the guy said allright and they start, about 1 minute into it the guy is wincing in pain and asking if they are almost finished....the tattoo guy says 'Uh, dude...I haven't even started this is going to take at least a few hours' He takes about 2 more minutes and he says "I'm sorry it hurts too bad I can't do it anymore" and pays him and leaves....I wonder how he explains the couple little random lines he has tattooed on his back to like, chicks...."yeah I was gonna get a big ass tattoo but it really hurt so I just left"

alex maiolo wrote:At least it wasn't King Vitamin. I don't know how I could make it if that smug, cereal eating punk was looking at me while I was makin' sweet love to someone from behind.

I'm going let you in on a little secret: King Diamond and King Vitamin are the same guy.

I had a customer at work yesterday who had these tattoos.



sorry for my bad artistry