Retarded Shit Later Re-evaluated to be Awesome

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mooliachi wrote:
Joseph wrote:
Public masturbation (I actually masturbated while driving one afternoon in May, and that was either my finest moment or my lowest moment...)


I must admit to doing this also. I think I disposed of the evidence by a quick fling out the window... wow. what a relief. I never told anyone before.

this thread was once retarded, but now it is awesome.


seriously? is this a common occurance?!!

okay then...

being a bass player

tofu

cottage cheese

zz top

birmingham, uk (sorta)

being on the dole

having money

doom

brushing my hair

make up

dresses/skirts/proper shoes-all that girl shit

country music

driving on the wrong side of the road

alabama
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

Retarded Shit Later Re-evaluated to be Awesome

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MajorEverettMiller wrote:
fantasmatical thorr wrote:having a poo in a toilet other than your own.


Goddammit. I almost posted that.

I shit more at work than at home. Get PAID for it, too.


you save soo much toilet paper that way and for some reason my porridge needs to escape all through the daylight hours. i don't care if the person going in after me knows!! ha!

and to you men who didn't think women poo. we do. lots. not all the time but sometimes.
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

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