Bob Seger:

Against the Wind

Feel Like a Number

Down Home

Lookin' Back

Roll Me Away

Turn the Page

Horizontal Bop

Get Out of Denver

Beautiful Loser

Night Moves

Betty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight

si, si

have i mentioned before, however, that _every_ television show ever made refers to the act of relieving one's bowels?

i will only offer a few examples, and i urge restraint--as i said, a case can be made that every tv show qualifies. my examples, for example, will be drawn only from my tivo:

in a fix

what not to wear

overhaulin'

charlie rose

american chopper

oh, ok, a couple from the vaults:

emergency!

m*a*s*h

all in the family

CHiPs

sanford and son

etc.

etc.

etc.

Kraftwerk - "Trans Europe Express"

Europe Endless
Hall of Mirrors (for the parallel shits)
Showroom Dummies
Trans Europe Express
Intermission
Uranium (for the 'plunk'ers)
The Model

and of course, Endless Endless

..
Mouse on Mars - "Send Me Shivers"

and Black Dice - "Live Loop"

HA! So Funny! I say many of us here have bands.... what names have we contributed to the shit list.

Here are some of mine:

So much Sin
Make a Man to Feel Alive
Get It Done
My Little House
Bothered
Favorite Day
and last but not least....Make Her Cry

US Maple owns this thread:

Homemade Stuff
When a Man Says 'Ow'
Found a Place to Have My Kittens
Coming Back to Damnit
Missiouri Twist
Go to Bruises
More Horror
So Long Bonus
Open a Rose
Rice Ain't Afraid of Nothing
My Lil Shocker

After flushing, I like to say "Well, there goes my letter to ZZ Top."

When I was a kid, there was a local prog-metal band called Passage.

My band did a "treatment" of their one video.

So Styx was not alone. Grazie.

Bob Seger's "Night Moves" may be greatest song about shitting ever written.

the Classical wins, i think. but here is THE FALL

"the fall"

a lot of wind
and therein
athlete cured
backdrop
beatle bones and smokin' stones
before the moon falls
d.i.y. meat
debacle
dead beat descendant
disney's dream debased
don't take the pizza
draygo's guilt
detective instinct
everything hurts
*extricate*
fiery jack
fit and working again
frightened
feeling numb
get a hotel
*guide me soft*
hard life in country
hexen definitive/strife knot
inevitable
interference
it's a curse
joker hysterical face
just waiting
kurious oranj
last chance to turn around
levitate
life just bounces
*mark'll sink us*
my condition
numb at the lodge
one day
oh brother!
passable
putta block
shake off
secession man
surmount all obstacles
smile
time enough at last
touch sensitive
unutterable
(we wish you a) protein christmas
what you need
whizz bang
wrong place, right time
you're not up to much

this is also the best thread ever

biznono starts all threads from now on

R.E.M.

Catapult
Sitting Still
Shaking Through
Letter Never Sent
Feeling Gravitys Pull
Green Grow The Rushes
Fall On Me
What If We Give It Away?
Turn You Inside Out
Endgame
Try Not To Breathe
Everybody Hurts
Sweetness Follows
Find The River
The Wake-Up Bomb
Leave
Departure
Hope
You’re In The Air
Disappear
Beachball
Boy In The Well
Aftermath

Of course, there is "Stand", but that song was already claimed by my college friend Jon Y.

Jon Y. reworked the lyrics to "Stand" in honor of his roommate Brad H., who could not wipe his ass without first standing up.

It was a pretty funny song, but I was never sure how Jon Y. discovered that bit of information about his roommate.