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I've just had a look at that hilarious Ultimate Guitar site, and feel the urge to quote this passage on writing 'punk' lyrics:

Jacob from UG wrote:Punk

Punk is a fairly simplistic form of writing. Very easy. For the most part, it does not involve much metaphorical thinking. Punk is mainly split up into three sections: Pop-Punk, Normal People (Emo, etc.) Punk, and Hardcore Punk.

Pop-Punk

This would definately be the easiest out of... just about anything... it doesn't involve a lot of thinking, and really is not a "true" form of Punk, in my opinion, this includes things like post-Dude Ranch Blink, post Insomniac Green Day, and ALL NFG and Good Charlotte, although these bands have different genres in themselves. There aren't many metaphors involved, and a lot of it involves love songs and stupid songs.

Love/Punk Songs

Now, when Punk came about, let me tell you, this was not what they had in mind. This is stuff like the Blink song "Untitled":

I think of a while ago,
We might have had it all,
I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow
But now just as things change
As well my feelings do
In times things rearrange
I am so sick of chasing you

Let me tell you one thing, it does not take a genius to figure out this song. It is just so... out there... so broad, so very simplistic. No metaphors. At all. And very easy to write, just start with a topic about a girl, write like a page of your thoughts on her, and then rearrange lines, is my helpful hint.

-edit-

Hardcore Punk

Now this isn't especially hard to write, considering a lot of it is fairly nonsensical, but its a lot of b***hing about things out of your control, such as the government, people, and the ever popular "The System". Mostly, and its pretty much the same as Pop-Punk in this sense, that I suggest just taking a piece of paper out and writing down all of your frustrations, pick the one you like the most, and then write about that. It comes pretty naturally, especially if you are an angry person.





Salut!

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Bongzilla-

Budgun / Thc

Load bongs, not guns
Load bongs, not guns
Load bongs, not guns
Load bongs, not guns

If you want to blow sky high
Take another hit, let's fly

Load bongs, not guns
Load bongs, not guns
Load bongs, not guns
Load bongs, not guns

If you want to blow sky high
Take another hit, let's fly

T.H.C.
T.H.C.
T.H.C.
Here, here, here

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kerble wrote:
Prince, for Joan Osborne wrote:What if God was One of us?
Just a slob, like one of us.
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the pope, maybe, in Rome




stab my eyes.




Faiz


faiz, agreed: terrible. but prince didn't write it. one of the hooters wrote it.

i do think prince halfway redeemed it with his version. but only halfway.

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ginandtacos.com wrote:While I find this thread both entertaining and valid, I think it's fair to note that just about any lyrics to any song tend to look stupid out of the context of the song.

Pick any band you like, write their lyrics down, and look at how stupid they look in a vacuum.



I can agree with this statement, although I think that this thread really gets to the heart of atrocious lyrics.

Not only do I nominate all of AAlcohollica's St. Anger album....

Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, Bob Rock & Lars Ulrich wrote:....Worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that I've made

You live it or lie it!

Keep searching, keep on searching
This search goes on, this search goes on

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

My lifestyle (Birth is pain)
Determines by deathstyle (Life is pain)
A rising tide (Death is pain)
That pushes to the other side (It's all the same)




....but, Gentlemen & Ladies, I offer to you this chorus from Master P:

For the lyrics to the hooky chorus of 'Make Em' Say Uhh!', Master P wrote:Make em say unggggggh (unggggggh) unggggggh (unggggggh)

Na-nah na-nah (na-nah na-nah)

Make em say unggggggh (unggggggh) unggggggh (unggggggh)

Na-nah na-nah (na-nah na-nah)



My brain fails when it hears this song.

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ginandtacos.com wrote:While I find this thread both entertaining and valid, I think it's fair to note that just about any lyrics to any song tend to look stupid out of the context of the song.

Pick any band you like, write their lyrics down, and look at how stupid they look in a vacuum.


This is true. However, most average lyrics in a vacuum read as simply meaningless. There are few songwriters whose lyrics hold up without music (Dylan, Tom Waits, David Berman, etc.) Truly bad lyrics are atrocious examples of human laziness and lack of creativity. Since bad lyrics are of particluar morbid fascination to me, here are some more examples.

Starting with dance/disco lyrics, shat out of some corporate committee with a rhyming dictionary:

[quote]“Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
shake your booty! Shake your booty!â€

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It's time to correct a gross oversight on this list...

"The Taliban Song" from the album Shock N'Yall, by Toby Keith:

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real cool and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
knuckle-heads you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over our holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair audo and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a finger to The Taliban (baby)"

No, really, a grown man wrote that. And they let people this ignorant vote.

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And don't forget that other asshole:

Darryl Worley wrote:I hear people saying we don't need this war
I say there's some things worth fighting for
What about our freedom and this piece of ground?
We didn't get to keep 'em by backing down
They say we don't realize the mess we're getting in
Before you start preaching
Let me ask you this my friend

CHORUS 1
Have you forgotten how it felt that day
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away?
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside
Going through a living hell
And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout Bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

They took all the footage off my T.V.
Said it's too disturbing for you and me
It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say
If it was up to me I'd show it every day
Some say this country's just out looking for a fight
After 9/11 man I'd have to say that's right

CHORUS 1
Have you forgotten how it felt that day
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away?
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside
Going through a living hell
And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout Bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

I've been there with the soldiers
Who've gone away to war
And you can bet they remember
Just what they're fighting for

CHORUS 2
Have you forgotten all the people killed?
Some went down like heroes in that Pennsylvania field
Have you forgotten about our Pentagon?
All the loved ones that we lost
And those left to carry on
Don't you tell me not to worry about Bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?


Which isn't nearly as bad as the Toby Keith song, but it's pretty awful when you realize the song was written in 2003, and "this war" refers to Aye-Rack. Toby, Darryl, why do you hate America?

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