Tom Scharpling arguing on The Best Show that the shark from Jaws is canonically named Jaws, and attempting to prove it by pretending to read from a copy of the novelization that he supposedly had on hand:
"Jaws knew Brody was after him - but he didn't care..."
Re: What's just made you laugh?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:58 am
by zorg
small talk wrote:
Tom Scharpling arguing on The Best Show that the shark from Jaws is canonically named Jaws, and attempting to prove it by pretending to read from a copy of the novelization that he supposedly had on hand:
"Jaws knew Brody was after him - but he didn't care..."
Is the joke that the movie is based on a novel?
Re: What's just made you laugh?
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2021 8:01 am
by Vibracobra
Re: What's just made you laugh?
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 9:38 am
by enframed
Was talking with a friend and she said that whenever anyone says "skin-contact" (white wine) she hears "foreskin" wine. We're now going to refer to all skin-contact white wines as foreskin.
"Did you taste that foreskin? So funky!"
Have you tried __________'s new foreskin? It's delicious!
Re: What's just made you laugh?
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:12 pm
by OrthodoxEaster
enframed wrote:
Was talking with a friend and she said that whenever anyone says "skin-contact" (white wine) she hears "foreskin" wine. We're now going to refer to all skin-contact white wines as foreskin.
"Did you taste that foreskin? So funky!"
Have you tried __________'s new foreskin? It's delicious!
Hah! For some reason, I'm now thinking about how these guys could have definitely used a little more "funky" in their lives:
