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Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:35 am
by Curry Pervert
Wow. That's an awful lot of money to look like the tackiest musician on the planet.

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:40 am
by BrendanK
Dr Tony Balls wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:35 am That's like *ALMOST* a cool guitar, imo. I mean the price tag definitely sucks, but one can do a lot worse than a single Filtertron guitar. The pickup is too far forward, imo, and it could use a better looking volume knob. Beyond those things i'd rock a McDonald's fry guitar for a couple hundred bucks. I already own this thing and it's not too far off...
Yeah, it's weird how functionally it's a pretty practical instrument, but then, y'know it's 25k and is fries.

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:42 am
by Dr Tony Balls
BrendanK wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:40 am it's 25k and is fries.
HAHAHAHA

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:22 pm
by Dr Tony Balls
jason from volo wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:45 am
Dr Tony Balls wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:35 am I already own this thing and it's not too far off...

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How does this thing come into existence?

"Well, we didn't have any good ideas for a shape and just wanted to make a guitar that was easy to manufacture, so here it is: a box."

Or, was it: "Well, we have all of these wood planks left over. What should we do with them?"
Ha...well basically Erick Coleman did this:

https://www.stewmac.com/video-and-ideas ... uild-ever/

...and I told him it was rad. A couple months later we were horsetrading where I built him an amp in exchange for him building me a different guitar (Esquire with a TV Jones Powertron). He determined that trade was uneven and surprise sent me the Esquire AND a plank guitar.

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:36 pm
by Dr Tony Balls
jason from volo wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:32 pm (Kinda feel like a chump for making a little fun of it.)
It's fine, Erick's made fun of me for playing it live!

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:15 pm
by yard barf
Dr Tony Balls wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:36 pm
jason from volo wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:32 pm (Kinda feel like a chump for making a little fun of it.)
It's fine, Erick's made fun of me for playing it live!
Bo Diddley had a guitar like that.

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:16 pm
by Nate Dort
Now I kinda want to build a plank bass with a single Ric bridge pickup on it and no tone or volume control. Plank headstock also.


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Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:30 pm
by Dr Tony Balls
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Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:39 pm
by Nate Dort
^ That guy has a whole bunch of ridiculous basses:

https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALe ... UNWuVXW-RM

Re: More ugly instruments

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:01 pm
by ErickC
Nate Dort wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:16 pm Now I kinda want to build a plank bass with a single Ric bridge pickup on it and no tone or volume control. Plank headstock also.


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YES. DO IT DO IT DO IT